Esim - [智者贱志]表姐发这样的照片约我晚上见面又说发错了[12P]
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1.“你抢到票了吗?”
“抢到了!”
“卧槽,这么厉害?!我用了百度360猎豹同时抢,都没抢到,你用什么抢的?”
“刀!”


2.一个屌丝学弟为了自己心中的女神,连续几天苦刷12306帮女神买火车票,
终于订上了,当他兴冲冲的打过去电话时,
就听到女神乐不可支地说:
“不用帮我买票了,某某(高帅富)答应开顺风车带我回去呢!”


3.火车站排队买票听到的对话
A:你怎么能插队呢,没地方还硬往里挤?
B:挤一挤不就有了吗?
A:小伙子,你别看我一个老头子就觉得我这儿好挤,你要是把我挤躺下我可就值钱了。


4.中国文化真是博大精深,在我思考了好久我才发现
原来小时候老师教我们的“a o e” ,
翻译过来就是“啊,我饿”。


5.老师发现课堂有人偷玩手机,点名,
男生起初不承认。老师随曰:你丫的别以为我不知道,
谁会没事干上着课对着自己的裤裆傻笑。


6.老师问:把一个橙子和一个苹果放一个月后,
苹果烂了橙子却好好的。这说明什么,
只见一同学说:说明脸皮很重要。


7.早起和老公一起上班,路遇一哥们儿急匆匆从身边跑过。
招呼他:“干嘛呢?”他说:“遛狗呢。”
不几分钟此哥们儿又急匆匆从身边跑回。
问他:“怎么了?”哥们儿淡定地说:“忘带狗了。”


8.A:“为什么我喝多了酒吧就不愿再卖酒给我,而快餐店一直卖汉堡给胖子?”
B:“因为酒鬼喝多了闹事,胖子吃少了也会闹事。”


9.老婆:“老公,你喜欢现在的我,还是刚认识那时侯的我。”
我:“现在的你。”
老婆:“那你那个时候为什么还要追我啊?”
我:“饥不择食。”
之后。。。不说了,外面挺冷的,冻死了。


10.我躺在床上,看着妻子诱惑地穿上了崭新的细高跟鞋。
“那么,亲爱的,接下来可要让你痛不欲生了哦?”
说着,她邪魅的一笑,把发票给了我。



【一】 单身宅男的色香味俱全的圣诞节~



【二】 事实证明。少喝点酒



【三】 小红鸭也要出道了



【四】 表姐发这样的照片约我晚上见面又说发错了



【五】 我也认为是这样的



【六】 是这样的么



【七】 好奇心!!!



【八】 wife信号不好,单向扩散器



【九】 看图不说话



【十】 这位大师一定是失恋了~!



【十一】 万能语句过完年再说吧!



【十二】 面对诱惑,你能像小编这么淡定吗!


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