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刚听群里一美女说,冬天天气干燥,为了皮肤保湿,她干了件蠢事。怎么个回事呢。。。她觉得皮肤有些干,就将加湿器对着床头吹。一边吹一边群里聊天。总觉得哪里不对劲,突然发现脸没补上水,都被被子吸收了。。。这大冷天的夜里,被子湿了。。。。。

大学时,经常和一室友斗嘴。有一次,不知怎么的,我急了,开始人身攻击:我就你这么一个儿子!他毫不示弱,马上回击:我就你这么一个爹!!剩下的只有沉默。。。

问:你觉得中国历史上谁最屌丝?割---

答:是孙悟空啊禽兽。会透视眼,穿墙术,隐身术,定身术,这些色狼梦寐以求的神技,还竟然他吗的跑去当和尚!不可原谅啊!

今天跟着老妈去小舅家玩。吃过了晚饭回家。下楼的时候走着走着灯突然就灭了。我嗷了一嗓子。不亮。。嘿。我这暴脾气。还喊不亮你了。于是乎加大嗓门又嗷了两声。。这时。只见一个大叔满脸黑线的抻出头说。小伙子。这灯是我家的。不是声控的。要不我给你开开。。。。

刚看到一个妹子发微博吐槽德芙巧克力的广告:真心觉得德芙广告里的女人们为了块巧克力什么都能干的出来…底下一个神回复:所以被骗了21万…


都再说,马年到了,马上有钱,马上有房子,马上有对象,马上有车子,马上有这个,马上有那个的,这些都在马背上驮着,马太特么亚历山大了,你们考虑过马的感受吗?让我们这些个属马的情何以堪???


自从买了这个围脖,再也没狗欺负我了。


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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