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【星火燎原】017期(2014-01-08) (Political)
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017期(2014-01-08)

星星之火,可以燎原

A single spark can start a prairie fire

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【前线手札】
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【薪火相传】【万国物价】【01月08日20:00】(工作&物价/Obtain employment&Raw materials)
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【倡议:请各位朋友与我们一同建立报业联盟,共同致富!】
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【时事笑评】


逗逼说事

评论员:猴子的逗逼

大家好,这里是逗逼说事的第二期,我是评论员猴子的逗逼。
最近游戏里风平浪静,前几天的战争虽然还历历在目,但中国玩家们都已经开启了嘲讽模式,本逗逼也在伊朗人的逗逼报纸里嘲讽了一下,不过,嘲讽归嘲讽,大家可不能掉以轻心,该防的还是要防的。
闲话不说,既然游戏里没什么事,那么本逗逼就来说说现实生活中的事。
在世界上所有的国家里,哪个国家最能拉中国的仇恨呢?
当然是日本了!现在的日本还有一个拉稀(比较喜欢上厕所)的首相,这特么妥妥的就是一个最大的嘲讽脸。
可是最近有日本民间调查显示,居然有百分之七十四的民众支持拉稀首相继续连任!
本逗逼居然被逗哭了!能把本逗逼逗哭的逗逼还是很少的,本逗逼拍着胸脯告诉大家,本逗逼这张嘴绝对是张菊座亲自调教出来的,逗逼水平无人能敌!把本逗逼逗哭的事情在本世纪之内还没出现过!
某岛国民众的智商自从福岛之后极速下降,直接证明了核辐射能在短期时间内对人类身体健康造成巨大的影响。
拉稀首相近年来折腾的这点事,相信大家心里都是有数的。可是……有毛用?
岛屿管不了,油田管不了,买飞机管不了,核电站管不了,打嘴炮这种事不说也罢。国内经济萎靡不振,国际外交无法勃起,他可能需要点伟哥。
本逗逼十分怀疑这个民意调查是否是在网上进行的,岛国网民这个智商大家都懂的,某宅男能说出“让人民为它而死的国家,还是灭亡比较好”这种话,真是妥妥的打自己神风特工队的脸。按照这个理论,岛国应该还是灭亡了比较好。
上面说到福岛,本逗逼以张菊座真传掐指一算,这污染快要到达对面王师大本营了。本逗逼深得张菊座真传,在这里告诉各位,希望国的国民是绝对不会有事的!皿煮的人民思想纯洁,品行端正,区区污染何足挂齿?反正王师会持枪进入污染区的,不要怕!
我们这种毒菜国家一定会得到解救,等到我们崩溃年,就是王师上岸时!
逗逼出马,一个顶俩,这里是逗逼说事,第二期到此结束,请大家调整好工作学习和娱乐的时间,年底了都要忙,大家加油!
为了人民共和国!
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大家互相订阅,早日达到100之数。
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