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爱情失意的年轻人上山找老禅师问道，老禅师把一滴墨汁滴入茶杯里，茶水马上就黑了，把一滴墨汁滴入湖里，湖水还是碧绿的颜色，又他慢声道：“你懂了么？”年轻人盯着茶水看了半天，小心翼翼说：“是痛了就会放下的意思么？” 和尚说：“不，是你永远无法改变一个碧池。”
爱情失意的年轻人上山找老禅师问道，老禅师把一滴墨汁滴入茶杯里，茶水马上就黑了，把一滴墨汁滴入湖里，湖水还是碧绿的颜色，又他慢声道：“你懂了么？”年轻人盯着茶水看了半天，小心翼翼说：“我改变不了碧池” 和尚说：“…………混蛋，你说了我说啥”⊂彡☆))∀`)
年轻人当场脱光衣服大喝一声跳进湖里："看老子操死你个碧池！食吾大雕啦！"
爱情失意的年轻人上山找老禅师问道，老禅师一巴掌把他扇死：“你特么又来骗茶喝”
年轻人找禅师诉苦，禅师笑笑拿出一柄幡顶在了脑门上嘴里叼着香蕉苹果然后左手执壶右手拿杯不停倒热茶接着拿出斧头使劲抛向空中最后掏出一只蝎子狂蛰自己。禅师说是幡在动还是蛰人乃天性？你可有听到天空喊疼？他要香蕉你别给苹果，痛了自然就放下了。年轻人听完若有所思，拨通了精神病院的电话
爱情失意的年轻人上山找老禅师问道，老禅师拿出一把白色粉末，问他：“你知道这是什么吗？”年轻人小心翼翼的说：“味精？”和尚摇摇头，把那堆粉末倒锡纸上，下面用火烤开始吸了起来：“这是忘忧散，只要吸了它，你就会忘掉所有烦恼了。”
从此年轻人成为了一个瘾君子，最后死于吸毒过量。
爱情失意的年轻人上山找老禅师问道，老禅师说：“你。。。”
“啪~！”“妈的，不要废话，忘忧散拿出来。”
(=ﾟωﾟ)=忘忧散？对不起了少年………上周官府在边境拦了一批货………所以如果你想要的话
年轻人在老禅师的介绍和带领下，加入了“安利”“全能神”“轮子功”“XX俱乐部”以及多开展了100多个保险业务还买了一大堆诸如“藏密排油”...
爱情失意的年轻人上山找老禅师问道，老禅师慈祥而富有智慧的安慰他；而他也毫无保留的像老禅师倾诉种种过往...最后年轻人和老禅师搞到了一起
爱情失意的年轻人上山找老禅师问道，老禅师拿出一个车轮，问他：“你知道这是什么吗？”年轻人小心翼翼的说：“车轮？”和尚摇摇头，把那车轮扔到地上，车轮缓缓而动：“这是……”“开门！查水表！”
从此，年轻人再也没见过那个老和尚了……
爱情失意的年轻人上山找老禅师问道，老禅师对年轻人和蔼的笑了笑，然后拿出一块肥皂扔在地上。年轻人不解的弯腰去捡.....然后年轻人就再也没有失意过了。
爱情失意的年轻人上山找老禅师问道，见禅师与师太下棋，禅师迟迟不落子，师太叹一声，道“你还是忘不了他。”，转身跳进了碧池，禅师默然不语看着师太毫无挣扎的沉入池底。
这时，从湖底出现一个道长，左手提着金师太，右手提银师太，问道：“所跳之人是金师太还是银师太？”
禅师痴痴的盯着道长，缓缓开口道：“所跳之人是你……”
道长没得到正确答案，缓缓下沉，最后之时却是将师太扔上了岸，余留下一句“碧池已经够多了，还来……”
观看了整个过程的年轻人已不知如何开口，退身离去。
三天后，碧池不知何故而干，道长却与和尚混在了一起，师太于第四天跳下池底“吾以身为碧以血为池！出来吧，碧池！”
爱情失意的年轻人上山找老禅师问道，没想到碰见老禅师以除魔为由正在与前女友啪啪啪
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
