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1.我小时候很不消停 我爸妈总要哄我 直到他们发现了一个办法————————————给我手上涂满胶水 用嘴马上吹干 我自己会慢慢的揭下来 弄的特别干净 大概需要一两个小时 然后他们就拿着胶水又过来了。。。

2.大三的时候要上一门课,用双语教学国外法律,真心很难,上的人比较少——————有天,跟宿舍一哥们去上课,到班里发现全班翘的只剩我们两个人,老师很敬业坚持讲,讲着讲着就从讲台上走过来坐我们对面讲,好像聊天一样,讲着讲着给我递了一根烟……过了一会儿来了两个女生,走进班里二话不说就自习(我们没有固定教室),我们哥仨就和她们沉默对视,然后我:“同学对不起,我们在上课……”

3.昨天九点下班,家里的大门卡住了,怎么都打不开各种凌乱…………………割掉就开了……………楼道有个开锁的小广告,十分钟开锁师傅到了,看了看门说:这种锁,小偷开的话三秒钟,我开得十秒,给二十块钱吧。我拿手机给他读秒………十秒………十分……三十五分四十五秒,锁簧开了。这哥们来了句:轻敌了,给多给十块,算辛苦钱吧!

4.近期私事较多,经常上班时出去,因为也就两三个小时所以也没请假。今天领导来我们办公室,过一会进来一个送快递的小伙:“谁是**”,我说我是,他说:“我都来你们这好几次了,每次你都不在……”领导一脸黑线的看着我。

5.高三那年各种压力。。。有一天宿舍坐下来谈理想。。。各种名校、留学、公务员。。。突然一2货高呼:我要开一家成人.情趣.店。。。

真不想告诉你们后来只有他实现理想了……

6.和女朋友去外地玩,她人笨不认得路,我趁机吓唬她:“一会把你卖了挣两钱花花”,一向单纯的她却认真地说,卖给别人还不如你自己用……我瞬间激情了

7.以前上大学一次英语六级考试,有一人才作弊被监考老师发现,老师走过他旁边,留下一句话:这个我就不抓了,正确率太低了!那位同学凌乱中……

8.妈妈同事家的小男孩小学生,非常调皮~~~一日他爸爸语重心肠和他说:你要好好学习,我和你妈妈没上过好大学,就指望你能考上名牌大学了.知道不?小男孩点点头说:恩,明白.我以后也和我儿子这么说~~

9.那几天天凉,长袖就借给女生穿了(本人男)。衣服借出去好几天 拿回来让老妈洗 谁知老妈掏兜时掏出俩卫生巾 我当时石化了。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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