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1.再困都要玩下手机才肯睡的同学请举脚........

2.说一发生在我初一时候的真事,同学生日一男生显摆酒量好,半瓶白酒下肚不醒人事.......割哥伦比亚的哥.....急忙抬去医院,医生做心电图出现一条直线,大家懂的,身边有一同学开始哭了,这时大夫说对不起,一条线没插好!

3.我一哥们六个姐姐,好不容易出个带把的,小时候过年玩爆竹,哥们点一个大爆竹扔地上半天没炸,又捡起来放裤口袋,过了几分钟一声巨响,然后哥们鬼哭狼嚎的哭声,他妈听见哭声跑出来一看棉裤口袋炸睡了,裤袋子离档部很近,他妈第一句话:完了完了,又没了

4.....CNT.... 就在刚刚,我要儿子去给我买酒,他玩电脑正起劲。懒得去 随口说了句床底有 ,结果我找出两瓶劲酒 四包烟 还有三个打火机 还有两盒杰士邦。。。唉,儿子终于是长大成人了。。。

5.这几天在教老婆学开车,说的最多的一句话就是:超过前边那辆自行车…

6.一句话不割了:高三的小情侣们。。。距离失恋还有三十三天。。。

7.发个闺蜜的__________________________过生日,大家在KTV玩,很晚了,朋友催男朋友回家,她男朋友不从。反复几次,朋友拿起一酒瓶对着她男朋友头打了下去,当时一片寂静。他男朋友哇的就哭了,边哭边说:当着这么多人你还打我啊,你太不给我面子了。

8.婚礼现场,年轻的司仪问新郎:“看到台下坐着的二老,有木没有想过来年给他们生个大胖孙子抱” 新郎:“有”。司仪:“有没有信心”,新郎大声到“有”,这时台下传来了一些笑声。司仪:“有没有能力”,新郎:“……有”(声音有些迟疑)台下更多的人笑了。司仪:“怎么没底气?”新郎大声到:“有”。司仪又问:“有没有经验”,新郎豪不犹豫大声到:“有”……台下传来了哄堂大笑……和新娘幽怨的眼神……

9.朋友姓胡,最近得子,荣升老爸!他太太和儿子这两天去丈母娘家住了,即将回来。于是他在QQ上签名:周三接娘娘和太子回宫!
损友回到:好啦!胡公公!朕的事就有劳你费心啦!

10.今天去修耳机,客服MM帮我掏了耳朵之后觉得音质好多了-_-



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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