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1.昨天从单位回家,路遇一小盆友。 看见男路人就追着 喊 求求你娶了我吧!
本人 各种围观,结果 突然冲出一个 少妇,拉走小盆友。 边走边说:
就算你结婚,你还是得上学 。

被上学逼疯的孩子…… 太常见了
2.lz太原人,坐火车去北京,背景割---------
阳泉上来三个当兵的,当时车上都坐满了,去北京要一夜。仨人东张西望了几分钟,最后一个汉子喝道:操!不就是一夜军姿么!然后仨人去过道真站了一宿。爱过不过,以前觉得当兵全是关系户
3.刚看到同学的求救微博咆哮道:快帮老子看看手被502粘住怎么办,中指和拇指粘在一起了老子现在成观音了!!!~_~;
4.本人洗浴足疗技师一枚,先匿了。

同事有个小丫头特别有意思。有天有个客人嫌她按摩按的不够刺激,她问:想刺激是不是?客人点头。此妞从床上跳起来呼通一下子撞墙上又弹到了地上然后大喊:QJ啊!救命啊!!然后扭头问客人:刺激吗?客人下巴都要惊掉下来了,连忙说:刺激,刺激~ 妞说:好了,表演完毕,买单吧。。。
5.现在好多人都问凭什么罗斯和杰克是浪漫是爱情,潘金莲跟西门庆就是无耻下流——割割更健康——原因很简单,罗斯是抛弃了高帅富,跟了男屌丝杰克,所以他们是高尚的爱情。而潘金莲是抛弃了男屌丝,跟了高帅富西门庆,所以被人不齿,
6.昨晚宽衣拖着自己眯眯看,发现自己乳晕几乎木有。马上叫男友来看:“老公,你快来看看,我怎么没有乳晕呢?”
男友过来看了看,惊呀的说:“老婆!我记得别人都有啊,你怎么没有?”
我现在就是想知道他是怎么知道“别人有”而且“都有”的。
7.刚刚去洗浴中心,碰到大学同学!然后二百!
8.高中一同学碎嘴子,就是特爱接话茬,冬天一天,化学老师走进教室顺口说了一句,真冷啊,感觉下半身都不是自己的了,同学华丽丽的说了句,自从你结婚下半身就不是你的了……老师凌乱了有木有!!
9.第一次发,手机党。给过吧,否则伤心。
讲个男朋友小时候的糗事。他家院子里有棵梨树 ,那年只结了一个大大的梨。男友那个嘴馋那,又怕摘下来被骂。于是,他攀着凳子,就着梨啃那啃那,直到剩下个梨核挂在树上。my god
10.一句话不割---
话说上完普通话培训,才知道,自己把自己的名字叫错了20来年。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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