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本科时一个室友，平时每次上课都坐第一排，认真听讲，认真做笔记，不漏下老师讲过的每一个知识点。到了期末考试的时候，其他室友夜里加班背书，他胸有成竹地早早躺下休息，第二天踌躇满志地走进考场。结果，他的分数是我们宿舍四个人中最低的，而且每一门课都是最低。到了第二学期，那哥们一气之下不再听课，不再做笔记，不再坐第一排，跟我们一样考前背重点而已，然后轻松考了我们宿舍的最高分。
我也尝试过不疾不徐的学习节奏——考完不懈怠，考前不突击——几乎所有的理论都说这会比“平时不用功，临时抱佛脚”更好。遗憾的是，事实无数次击垮了这个谎言。事实证明，很多时候“临时抱佛脚”比“平时多用功”效率简直高到天上去了。
慢慢我发现，当我把很多事情拖到最后一刻再做，总会效率百倍。而如果尽早着手准备，总会像蜗牛爬行一样缓慢。而且，即便是从结果上看，在最后一刻才动手，做出来的东西未必比一开始就动手的东西差，很多时候反而更好。
为什么会这样呢？难道从小家长老师说的“平时不用功，临时抱佛脚”不是劝诫而是箴言吗？听起来很荒唐吗，但事实如此，因为我们受了“拖延症”这个词的骗。
在“拖延症”这个词出现以前，我根本不知道自己有“拖延症”。当我第一次看到“拖延症”这个概念的时候，顿时有一种强烈的中枪感——我和“拖延症”里描述的一模一样。那种感觉很真切，就如范伟被赵本山叫到“没事走两圈”，依口令而行之后，就真的感觉到自己的腿脚不利索了。
后来我发现，其实我根本就没有什么“拖延症”。虽然每次我都是到觉得自己再不动手就来不及了的时候才动手，但我每次都恰巧卡着时间点完成了。——没错，那个“再不动手就来不及”的时间点是真实存在的。你怎样才能找到它呢，只有借助于“看不见的手”的力量。这个“看不见的手”，在经济学里是“市场”，在时间管理学上就是“拖延”。只要你对自己有着清醒的了解，你就必然能牢牢地感受到这个时间点，然后提刀上马，然后手起刀落，以迅雷不及掩耳之势将问题斩于马下——斩完其酒尚温。
如果你不是在最后一刻才动手，你就永远体会不到在火车驶出前一秒跳进车中的快感。如果你每一次都这么精准地在火车开动前一秒跳上去，你对自身的理解、对问题的理解、对时间的理解、对节奏的理解，会俨然呈现出一种全新的气象。
看看庞统同学吧：堆了一个多月的公文案牍没有处理，每天喝酒睡觉，然后张飞来找事了。庞统上堂升阶，一个上午处理完毕，中间连厕所都不用上。这是何等潇洒自信。这种潇洒自信源于他对自己对问题有着清醒的认识，所以根本无需惧怕“拖延”。
为什么你会惧怕“拖延”呢，为什么你担忧在最后一刻前完不成工作呢？因为你对你的工作效率、对你所面临的问题缺乏足够的理解，因而对自己缺乏足够的信心。于是，你徘徊在“做”还是“不做”之间，徘徊在“现在做”还是“等等再做”之间，游移不定，畏惧踌躇。明明觉得等等再做也不晚，又担心万一等等再做完不成怎么办。其实，真正让你陷入焦虑的不是问题本身，而是这种担忧的情绪。你现在即使不做，也无法潇洒地把它抛在脑后。
假如一件事确实特别紧急，你根本不会问是现在做还是等等再做，你会毫不犹豫地现在就动手。假如你特别喜欢做一件事，你也不会问是现在做还是等等再做，而是毫不犹豫地现在就动手。你之所以要拖延，是因为你的潜意识在告诉你：这件事情不是我喜欢的，或者这件事其实并没有那么着急。换言之，这件事情是不值得去做的，是被勉强做的。一件不值得去做的事情，就不值得做好。只是，这个世界上有太多不值得去做，可又不得不勉强自己去做的事情，那么，为什么不拖延它呢？——你的身体已经向你发出拖延的信号了。
不要以为理性和逻辑很可靠。你的理性、你的逻辑都会欺骗你，它们说服你去做并不值得做的事情，并试图让你相信那些破事是值得做的。而你的身体、你的直觉会忠实于你。它们知道你喜欢什么，厌恶什么。
">大律师韦伯斯特一生坚持三个原则，这三个原则帮助他走向了成功，其中的一条就是：能够拖到明天做的事情，今天绝对不要去做。
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原文地址：http://www.douban.com/note/240696538/
【杂文】
最近一段日子一直处在崩溃的边缘，被各种各样的事情逼迫着连轴转。生活像是一只追在你身后的大狗，逼迫着你不得不用各种各样的东西去填满它的胃，学习工作还是傻逼的129都在其列。
中午结束了预兆着我11月悲惨生活的129启动仪式之后，又去和上上任老好人部长拉来的智联校园大使的职责一刀两断。在依然苦逼的10月和必然继续苦逼的11月之间，我和小二缺走过北区食堂那儿草坪上的小道，结果突然看到了一坨白色的东西！！对，就是一坨！！！！
然后走近以后，发现这居然是一只猫！！！！特么的猫不是应该是纤瘦优雅的么这么一大坨是什么东西啊啊啊！！！！！！！它的尾巴呢！！！它的爪子呢！！！！为什么它的膘比我还多！！
猫叔有着一种别样而强大的气场，顿时我感觉自己的苦逼之气消减了一半。凑近去看，猫叔还是非常的淡定，我在它的眼中俨然只是一个战斗力只有五的渣滓！！面对着猫叔慈祥而淡定的面庞我觉得自己异常渺小。
这个时候，猫叔转向了我！！！
我和它对视了约摸有30秒，然后就被治愈额真的。各位以后有机会一定要去知行那儿膜拜这位猫叔啊！！！！！
不得不说，猫叔眼神的深邃程度约等于梁朝伟，但是梁朝伟绝对不允许我这样近距离观看，所以在这个层面上，梁朝伟和猫叔比起来就是个菜，远不如猫叔迷离深邃的眼神能够治愈我。
想想也觉得自己现在真是处在崩溃的边缘，喜怒都像是引线一样容易被触发。假如今儿没有遇到这位猫叔估计今天又是一个默默憋到内伤的晚上。
后来想想苦逼的生活也没那么不好，在时时都可能绷断神经的时候总会特别敏感，那么一只两只三四只猫叔都会有的！！！！
Anyway,苦逼总归是会过去的。
鸡血，热情地活着才是王道。
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原文地址：http://www.douban.com/note/180307049/
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【卷后话】
每次过节都有种自己做人是不是太失败的感觉，不高兴啊。
不过更不高兴的是，突然通知周五要搞什么论文中期检查，尊敬的各位领导，你们是故意要玩脱我吗？
这次的题目，嗯，太累懒得想了。直接上个图。如下。
（水印懒得处理了）
这张图告诉了我们什么。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
