J'écris ce billet, car entre deux projections de vitriol dues à la crise politique que la France traverse depuis maintenant un mois, je ne peux m'empêcher d'entendre de nombreux appels à l'action : "On s'ennuie" "Il faut envahir la Belgique" "Valen trouve-nous une guerre!" "Il vaut mieux échouer et se faire envahir que de stagner".....
On ne peut pas dire que la France est militairement inactive. Les militaires Français, sans parler des membres des MU privées, combattent aux quatre coins du globe (que les géomètres puristes passent leur chemin). Mais ce n'est pas semble-t-il ce que souhaitent ces français en quête d'action (FEQA). Ils veulent un conflit frontal, héroïque, sanglant contre...contre...c'est là que réside le problème. Contre qui? La France est entourée d'amis, vive nous! Les espagnols sont nos potes. Les italiens aussi. Les allemands...ah ben il n'y a plus d'allemands, j'y reviendrai. La Belgique n'est pas une cible si tentante que ça. Nous avons enterré la hache de guerre avec l'Angleterre. Mais mon dieu, qui allons-nous donc attaquer?
Le gouvernement Valen a fait le choix, tout en ménageant certaines susceptibilités froissées, de rester au sein de l'alliance WPMW dont nous nous....pardon? C'est qui WPMW? Hé bien euh...Attendez que je regarde ma liste, j'ai oublié aussi. Non, je vais résumer : WPMW, c'est une alliance en lambeaux qui subit dans l'indifférence générale les assauts de pays puissants et bien organisés, comme la Pologne qui s'est récemment recyclée dans l'élevage de bébés en batterie. Il n'y a plus d'Allemagne, remplacée par le Saint Empire Romain Italique. Il n'y a plus d'Ukraine. La Lituanie, la Slovénie, l'Iran se font hacher menu. Et les français, convaincus d'être au pays des bisounours, s'ennuient entre deux impeachments....
Alors je vais proposer ma réponse aux FEQAs. Nous sommes paraît-il en sécurité (peut-être...pour l'instant...au vrai, j'en doute fort), alors profitons-en pour aller livrer ces combats épiques qui nous manquent tant sur les plaines d'Ukraine et dans les montagnes d'Iran. Faisons de la libération de nos alliés une cause nationale. Combattons pour reprendre Kiev comme nous le ferions pour reprendre Paris, car n'est-ce pas ce que nous attendrions d'eux si nous-même étions occupés?
Ou devrais-je dire *quand* le nom "France" apparaîtra sur la check-list de DoW et consorts et que nous *serons* occupés?
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On request, a brief english summary of this article :
In between two impeachments or civil wars, I hear French people saying "better vanquished than stagnant" "president Valen, find us a war" "we should invade this or that country" and so on. They are bored and want action. It's not that France isn't doing anything, but they want something bloody, direct, epic. Problem is : we are surrounded by friendly countries and countries we have a truce with. So, they wonder: who should we attack?
I remind them that France chose to remain in the WPMW alliance, while most don't even know what WPMW is and which countries it includes, let alone what's happening there. I remind them that our allies are occupied, like Germany and Ukraine, or collapsing like Slovenia, Iran or Lithuania.
That's where their epic, bloody war is. In the Ukranian plains or Iranian mountains. We should make of liberating Kiev or Teheran a national cause as important as liberating Paris, as we wish that Ukranians or Iranians would do if we were the occupied nation. If for no other reason, at least because, really, we aren't safe, and soon enough France will be next name on the check-list of DoW and its croonies.
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