Esim - 【第三期】穷则自撸其身,富则妻妾成群----《商都娱乐》
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初中生操场求爱接吻同学羡慕鼓掌 哆啦A梦当定情信物
  现在的中小学生你还hold住吗?随着情感的早熟,早恋已经不可避免了,这让70、80的大叔大妈们情何以堪啊。日前,有网友在微博晒出一组商丘市第×中学初中生当众求爱接吻的组图。众多同学围观,大家都羡慕地鼓起了掌。

  据悉,商丘市第×中学是当地重点学校,日前一对初中生在操场当众舌吻示爱!男生送给女生的是棒棒糖和鲜花,美丽女生送给男生的是小叮当机器猫,在交换完定情信物后,俩人仅仅拥抱在一起…万众瞩目下开始女孩还有点羞涩,不过很快经过男生的挑逗舌吻长达近10分钟。
那些还在幻想自己未来老婆是小学生的屌丝们,你们已经拿不到一手货了!!!

随着年底的临近,各行各业都是铆足了劲儿大干特干!苦逼的学生狗们要准备考试了,没钱的穷叼们要为了几天的年假玩儿命加班加点,犯罪团伙最近也缺钱回家过年呢,近日北京警方破获了一起五人团伙深夜抢劫强奸单身女性的恶性案件,所以提醒一下小伙伴们,给你身边的妹子和心中的女神告诫一下,这段时间大晚上别自己一人出去瞎晃悠了~~~~~(虽然女神一般晚上出去都是在高富帅的车里~~~~)


当然,骗子们也是按耐不住了!不过当他们遇到土豪大妈的时候,就被整崩溃了!!!




土豪你也敢惹!!!劳资拿钱砸死你!!!!


当然啦,咱家里也不都是违法犯罪,还是有很多正能量存在的!!!早上小编在微博看到一个这样的消息~~

然后小编就戳进百度知道里看了一下,你们感受感受~~~~







妈蛋说的劳资都快相信了!!!你们要不要这么萌!!!
小妹妹都快被你们玩坏了!!!!



而到了年底,一般都是多事之秋,小编作为你们的精神导湿,也要为自己身边的人排忧解难。昨天我的小堂弟又来骚扰我,说这个问题已经让他痛不欲生,连喜羊羊都懒得看了!!!

小编一听,当时就是破口大骂:“哭毛线!全队都是物理伤害,就你是法系输出!你还想咋滴?!”
还有些妹子说在淘宝看上套衣服,模特穿着挺有范儿,怎么到她身上就成了阿宝了?!


小编一听,蛋蛋的说,看看这哥们儿的遭遇,你好意思说自己苦逼?
无线耳机,老板真心是诚实人!!!!

还有些贪玩的小伙伴问小编,当妹子问圣诞节有没有空的时候该怎么潇洒的回答?


而那些剑灵挤不进去的小伙伴,小编当然也不会见死不救,你们感受一下~~~

妥妥的~~~~~~

至于那些不小心玩脱了的,小编真的只能说:祝安好。。。。。


不过越到过年,天儿也越来越冷了,夏天的时候还没感觉,到了冬天,才发现其实还是北方好~

不过对于高富帅和屌丝来说,不管是北方还是南方,都一个吊样儿~~~·


既然是到期末了,请听题!











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