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The Hipster:
First off, get a DSLR camera. You must then carry it around everywhere to all social gatherings, women will flock to you expecting a new Facebook profile picture – this is fact. Whip out your equipment – i.e camera (keep your pants on we’re getting there) – and proceed to take artsy photographs of aforementioned women. Upload these pictures on Facebook and as a DSLR makes these women look better than they can ever hope in real life, they will, in hopes of more photo sessions, befriend you (that is say, more than hi and walk away). Phase 1 is complete.
Next, proceed to acquire a scarf and large glasses. Wear these at all times and brownie points if you carry a book around and know the names of obscure bands. Congratulations women now find you mysterious and complicated.Have conversations like these with women:
“Hey tumi kar gaan shunteso ?”
“S I Tutul er. Onek indie. Your probably haven’t heard of him.”
The Photoshop:
Take a single picture of yourself, preferably a selfie with a squinty eyed look. Then turn brightness, contrast and blur to that sweet-spot where you look like a cross between Tinker Bell and Edward Cullen. Upload that on a social networking site with a caption that either contains the word devil/Lucifer, irrelevant song lyrics or contains hieroglyphs. Additional but not necessary steps include changing your background to a blazing inferno or one of those shiny cars off of Top Gear. Panties drop so hard they’ll be halfway to China.
The Romeo:
Unbuttoned red shirt, gelled up spikes for hair, Raybon sunglasses, golden chains, ear ring. Standing outside the all-girls colleges, leaning against a motorcycle. She walks out after class, takes one look at you and you know you’re getting laid tonight. No matter what.
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You know what rhymes with your panties? YOUR PANTIES!
You know what rhymes with your panties? YOUR PANTIES!
The Genjamist
Everyone knows women like bad boys and genjam is the pinnacle of bad boy-giri. All you have to do is periodically be involved in beating someone up or getting beat up or some combination of the two. Nothing says “I love you” like beating all the competition to a bloody pulp. The genjam guys often already have cute nicknames like “Rog Kata Pappu” or “Kopa Selim”, and everyone knows girls love nicknames. Girls love genjam boys because according to them they’re too busy breaking bones and public property to break hearts.
#nofilter #nobones #natural #instagenjam #love #lessthanthree
#nofilter #nobones #natural #instagenjam #love #lessthanthree
The Persistent Caller
Remember when we were taught never to give up. Well remember that! Call her up at all hours. ALL HOURS. You don’t know her name? DOESN’T MATTER! If love at first sight is considered cute imagine how adorable love at first sound is??
“Hello.”
“Hello? Apni kake chachen?”
“Ami… apnake chacchi.”
Amar Nunu Boro
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The possibilities are endless.
The possibilities are endless.
And there you have it. It probably won’t work if you’re ugly, though.
Taken from Rantages
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
