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(三) 猴子们

一九四五年那是一个冬天,有一位老人在中国的南海画了一条线。

那个老人不是286,而是我们敬爱的运输大队长凯申公,正式将小池塘划入版图。那年小池塘边的山上还没有吱吱叫的猴群,天是那么蓝水是那么绿。可惜好景不长,随着国军退台战略收缩,猴子们纷纷开始抢占小池塘的岛礁,一直到现在猴子们霸占的岛礁比兔子还要多。

现在提起小池塘边猴山上的猴子们,大家第一反应大半就是菲猴子。菲猴子先是做了斗牛国的殖民地,美西战争后又做了美帝的殖民地,第二次蓝星大开片之后菲猴子虽然名义上得到了独立,但美帝在菲猴子家还是有大批驻军。经历了几百年的欧风美雨,菲猴子总算也知道自己的土地上有别国驻军实在是件极丢人的事情,终于在91年菲猴子决定关闭美帝在马尼拉附近的克拉克空军基地和苏比克海军基地,结束其长达一个世纪的军事存在。

但08年金融危机后迅速崛起的兔子让菲猴子意识到天要变了。面对咄咄逼人的兔子,阿基诺三世的反应简单而直接,还是把粑粑国叫回来吧!这个小丑现在光着膀子,一手拿着大片刀,一手高举星条旗,做起了美帝从返亚洲的马前卒,换来的是美帝半卖半送的大堆二手装备。菲猴子和美帝就美军进驻事宜开始了新一轮谈判,虽然美帝很想再次入驻克拉克空军基地和苏比克海军基地,毕竟住了这么多年了还是有感情的,不过既然赶走过一次再让美帝这么大摇大摆的回来对菲猴国内也不太好交代,大家猜测这次新的驻军基地很可能是巴拉望。

对于兔子来说既然我跟你有领土争议,那我们两个坐下来谈就好了。但菲猴子可不是这样想,你拳头这么大,怎么可能谈的出什么好结果,既然这样我就把跟你有岛礁争议的猴兄猴弟都叫来。管他是马来猴也好,越南猴也罢,反正只要身上长毛屁股上有尾巴的能拉来的都拉来。你说每只猴子总会有自己不同的诉求,七嘴八舌的还谈个毛线球啊!其他猴子也不傻,一看有人跑在前面做出头鸟也不错,友情站队一下也不会掉块肉,先看看兔子怎么收拾菲猴子再说,收拾不了菲猴子就不要来跟我谈什么争议岛礁。

南海争议六国七方,一帮子穷猴子没有什么技术含量,屁股一撅就知道拉什么屎,可是猴子的下三滥的招数还是让兔子很是头疼。只要猴子不开第一枪,兔子对这群猴子就打不得,兔子这么大的块头要是首先对猴子们动武,在别人看来就是光头流氓在公交车上跟老弱病残孕抢座,有理也变没理了。经济制裁这类的软刀子是好用但也不能常用,一方面伤人一千自损八百,就算咱们损失少四五百还是有的吧,除非有原则性问题谁也不能跟小钱钱过不去不是;另一方面还是要考虑到不管兔子怎么做总给人一种恃强凛弱的感觉,毕竟经历了黄岩岛事件的猴子们也学乖了,光打嘴炮不动手。当然,要解决南海群猴也不是没有办法,缺的只是一个破局人罢了。

俗话说的好,杀鸡儆猴!

欲知后事如何,且听下回分解——(四) 脚盆

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