Esim - 12.3因为有人说一天三弹审美疲劳所以今天就这么多
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嫌不够的话就去找那个人去吧,呵呵
1.过你妹的情人节,要你妹的玫瑰花,工资卡都在你那,我一大老爷们儿身上只有20多块钱,还说我不懂浪漫,懂你妹啊!浪漫不花钱啊?我要用钱还得找你要,拿毛给你买那坑爹的天价玫瑰去?我卖肾还是卖身?爷不是舍不得那点钱,关键是我每个月的工资奖金全你那,你能让我兜兜里有点钱吗?
2.背景:儿子今年三岁半,最近爱上角色扮演的游戏。
正题:儿子说:爸爸我是饺子,你把我吃掉吧!于是我老公就非常投入的在儿子肚子上乱拱。嘴里还吧嗒吧嗒发出声音逗得孩子咯咯直笑。儿子边笑边问:爸爸我好吃不?老公说:好吃呀!比妈妈包的饺子好吃多了。哎呀宝贝你是什么馅的饺子呀?儿子突然就不笑了,想了想很认真的说:爸爸,我是屎馅的
3.每每想起 潸然泪下。。------直接割-----初一语文课 老师出一难题 :牙刷 是用来刷牙的~~(牙刷=刷牙)请同学们给出相仿的词语 全班同学面面相窥 过了几分钟都没有答案 不信你试试~~本人抓耳挠腮 突然想到一个词语 灰常鸡冻,!举手都没有举 直接站起来 就怕被别人抢了第一。大声喊答出那两个至今让我经常留泪的字--------------奶罩!!!
4.十一登山时,在山顶休息时遇到一对情侣。男孩为讨好女朋友突然冲着远方大喊:“老婆,我爱你。”女孩很惊喜,千娇百媚的横了他一眼。不料,山那边传来一个粗犷的男中音:“老公,我也爱你。我不在乎世俗的眼光,我们要永远在一起。”
5.我们一同学脚臭,另一同学告诉他一偏方,用做馒头的碱面洗脚,就能让脚又大又白又香
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一女同学说,这对其他部位有用吗
6.在家躺在床上用iphone4看快播,各种激情………割毛毛…………由于没控制好,我HLL的se了,屏幕上全是…有木有…home键失灵了…有木有。拿到手机店去修,那小姑娘问我是怎么弄坏的。亲,你想叫我怎麽回答你?
7.一句话:我姥爷去香港旅游一共消费了六块钱.
8.大学生一名,女,有一极品舍友,很2很天真,平时很不爱学习,一到考试就慌张。。。。。。。。割一下。。。。。。。去年期末考试大家依旧是忙突击,舍友突击不充分,遂做小抄若干,开考前,本专业一很可爱的老师是监考,路过舍友身边指指舍友口袋对舍友说:你小抄露出来了,快往里塞塞…开考后教务处的一老师是寻考,也是当时我们考的这门课的任课老师,他直径走到舍友身边,将其小抄从口袋掏出来认真看了一个遍说:你净抄些没用的…
9. 有天晚上从学校外面的网吧出来,因为结了冰,不小心脚一滑,在即将摔倒的时候,我拉住了一个经过的男生并且惊叫了一声:“妈呀!”
  结果那男生结结巴巴的说了一句:“你,你,你认错人了。”
10.一句话不割...和女朋友xxoo的时候睡着了,现在都经常被她指着头骂:做这种事的时候居然能睡着

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