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Väike jutuke kasutades vanade tuntud ja vähemtuntud Eesti tegelaste ütlusi. NB! Kõik on pärit reaalsetest shoutidest. Hetkel on kõik shoudid pärit enne minu CPks saamist. Kavatsen ka samasuguse jutu teha, kasutades uuemaid shoute.


1musa: kes meid paljaks kooris????
Orlandio: kokakoola-mees
atixs: varas))))))))))))
saltcracker: kapitalist
tomyk12: presitent
AkHolic: Eesti riigi president! Varganägu! Oma riigi ja kodanike koorija! Kelgunöör!
rednas: Lõhestunud isiksus.
fogfighter: Kohv piimaga
cris84: mingi uus mehike
puruluks: peaks natuke tagasi tõmbama.
Ivan the Terrible: see tal väga hästi välja ei kukkunud.
Orlandio: Jah, kuid tänu sellele saame me hinnalist sõjalist abi Leedult.
Ivan The Terrible: Sellest jääb kahjuks natuke väheks.
saltcracker: q5 relvaga saab ainult ühe paugu teha.
gta4pk: Selle võid panna sinna kuhu päike ei paista.
puruluks: ühesõnaga persse
Orlandio: See on tõsiselt hull, mis pull meil seal AkHolicuga toimub.
laferba: Mine p***e.
Orlandio: juba otsaga Jõuluvana juures.
puruluks: olgu, saab tehtud... see on täitsa piinlik mis seal praegu toimub.
Ivan The Terrible: lükkan raha sisse
AkHolic: panin veidi kulda
cris84: hehehe ma käisin seal natuke möllamas
mikk123: mina samuti
cris84: puruluks lammutab ikka päris hästi
Orlandio: Hip-hip-hurraa! Tubli aktsioon! Teie saavutused on väga tänuväärsed ning neid ei unustata.
mikk123: mida sa mölised?
laferba: Mis liikumissuund on?
gta4pk: Mina küll ei tea.
Orlandio: Jätkata samade tegevustega mis praegu. On huvi mingi konkreetse sektori vastu?
Ivan The Terrible: Keegi võiks rauda sebida, muidu ei saa töötada.
atixs: Juhtus tööõnnetus
Orlandio: mingi roheline junn? See tuli väga juhuse peale.
mikk123: ei vedand sul jah
AkHolic: Aiai ei ole ilus nii teha
puruluks: oleme nüüd valvel
Orlandio: igaks juhuks võiksite täna mujal töötada.
Eaglepaw: ma tahan olla president tugev Eesti ...mul kasu Eestile. ei rassismi
atixs: Eaglepaw on panniga saanud
gta4pk: I hope you will get hit by the car.
Ivan The Terrible: paistab et neid bulgaaria naljamehi tekib vaikselt juurde.
puruluks: juhuu ma sain täna üheaastaseks
fogfighter: Head uut aastat!
AkHolic: Kellegil on tööd pakkuda?
Ivan The Terrible: AkHolic sa võid mölapresidendiks hakata kui tahad.
AkHolic: kuigi ma kahtlen selles..
Orlandio: milles?
fogfighter: Mis kurat sa räägid?
AkHolic: 8 x Q5 toitu saavad kõik soovijad. Puhastame Eesti korruptsioonist.
Ivan The Terrbile: Hallitanud saiaga ma küll rahul pole.
Orlandio: Kingitud hobuse suhu ei vaadata, Ivan The Terrible. AkHolic, sa teed mängu viimasel ajal väga põnevaks.
AkHolic: Rohud võtmata jälle Orlandio aiai. Nõuan Orlandio ümberlõikamist!
Orlandio: Sain naermisest adrenaliinilaksu ja uni läks ära.
Ivan The Terrible: Tegelt võiksite vähem üksteisega tegeleda. see suht mage.
laferba: Ärge läbustage nii palju. Kas kellelgi on veel probleeme?
puruluks: võib ka nii öelda
rednas: Tore näha, et kõik saavad hästi läbi.

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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