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朋友干公安，抓获一个抢银行的家伙，从这家伙住所搜出了一本日记。后来，他推荐给我，现在的是摘录部分。（纯手码的。可以笑尿）
3月1日，今天我做出了一个重大的决定，我要抢银行了。但到底要抢那一家，却是我这一生最难做出的决定。最后我决定从工商银行下手，因为广告上说；工商银行，您身边的银行。从身边下手还是方便些。
3月4日，我搬到和平路派出所出租的平房里，常言道：越是危险的地方越安全，顺手拿了十几副手铐，正在练习在被拷住的情况下怎样逃脱。
3月10日，我现在每天坚持跑5公里，为了在抢劫后跑不被追上。
3月16日，今天才出院，6天前在街上被几个小学生用砖头扁了一顿，我以后要小心，现在的人，加入黑社会也他妈太早了，要不是我坚持长跑，估计连命也得搭上了。艹！（这段笑尿）
3月20日，昨天去解放路偷了部桑塔纳，晚上四个轮子，方向盘都不见了，艹麻痹的，什么世道，我以后出门要小心点了，现在坏银真心多。（那小偷眼光真心高）
4月15日，我越来越觉得需要一个帮手了，昨天给一个朋友写信，谈了我的伟大计划，他表示了极大兴趣，性趣，结婚在赶来的火车上被隔离了。（懂了么）
6月2日，今天我拿到了驾驶证，电影上的抢劫都用上车和飞机，现在就是不知道飞机证去哪考。郁闷。（流弊的哥）
6月15日，为了学习先进的抢劫技术，我从网吧顺了台电脑，又从电信局顺了几个上网的东西。真他妈黑，我都说我要抢银行，论坛贴吧上，微博上一帮子人都喊，他们抢过，这样一来，银行的防抢劫技术肯定提高了不少.。（潮流人士各大论坛都玩，话说乃们抢过咩？）
2月3日，时间过得真特么快，一年又过去了，我现在基本可以通过电脑让工商银行的所有警报失灵，为此我通读大学本科研究生以上级别的书籍。我感觉离成功不远了。成功，成功！
4月5日，上个月，我以为门开着，冲进银行的时候，那个玻璃也太亮了，我的鼻梁被碰得向左偏45度，我当场就晕过去，醒来后就躺在医院里了。（左偏45°什么概念）
4月8日，今天我做了充分的准备，去银行，有两对夫妻吵架，听来听去，无非是谁上了谁的床，这挡子破事，我看得烦了，艹，。大喊，抢劫，抢…劫，营业员说：混蛋一边凉快去。这些泼妇我真受不了，于是我就粗来了。麻痹的。（这段又笑尿）
4月15日，终于抢劫成功，现在手还有发抖，明天再写详情。抢了102万，给了一万给营业员小费。
4月16日，（狱中）我不该去银行存钱啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……（
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下面正文
1.上联：一男二女玩三P不知四廉五耻六目相视竟七上八下用九种姿势十分大胆，求下联啊......
2.,刚才和男友在灯会接吻被正在逛灯会的爸妈看见了,重点我是他们的儿子......
3.很多父母都被孩子“我是从哪里来的？”这个问题所困扰。发一个商场里神一样的爸爸的版本——————分割线————孩子问：“妈妈我是从哪里来的？”妈妈很为难，“爸爸我是从哪里来的？”N遍后，爸爸不耐烦的吼道：“购物满200送的！”
4.上联：说实话办实事一身正气，下联：不贪污不受贿两袖清风 横批：查无此人
5.在网上看到一个病情咨询的网站。一网友提问：医生，我最近睡不着，心情很抑郁，吃不下饭，我是肿么了? 某医生问：你今年多大了? 网友答道：15岁。 医生说：你作业没做完吧。。。。
6.同事一萝利上学一年级，长的不错，天天回来和妈妈诉苦班上的男生们老亲她，老爹终于HOL不住，冲进学校，对着正在上课的孩子们大叫：“以后哪个小子不亲我女儿我就把他小鸡切下来。”然后指着正在上课的男老师说：“还有你！”然后甩门走了去找校长了。……据说当时男老师弱弱的问了一下同事的女儿：“刚才你爸说的是亲还是不亲？”
7.今天去寺里烧香，在观音殿时候，听到旁边的小朋友在低声祈福，觉得这小朋友好认真的，细细听去，小朋友在说：希望菩萨保佑我家晚上电脑不要卡。不要卡。。。。卡。。。。
8.今天出门，公交车上人满为患。一一一一ggg一一一一
话说在公交车上听到俩女人高谈阔论
A：将来，我一定要对我妈好，养育我，我妈可比我爸辛苦多了！
B：可不咋滴，十分钟跟十个月是没法比的！。（
9.魔都三杰一起坐地铁，到了出站闸口，刘翔说：我不需要通过验票也能过去。说完，跨栏过去了。姚明说：我也不需要验票，抬腿跨过去了。话音未落，只见郭敬明冷笑着走了过去
10.元宵节，哥几个都出去吃饭，好几个都带了妹纸。这是背景………………咯咯………………我们路过一药店时，我们中一个看着挺清纯的妹纸给她男友低声说，去买个弟弟的工作服吧。我嘞个去……留我在寒风中凌乱……唉～
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
