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For our special feature, I present to you, The “Multi”-purpose e-PH Cemetery.
If you will ask me why it is named as such, I tell you visit the cemetery from time to time, and meet a red guy with red stripe, and you’ll know the answer to your question.
As of this moment, the cemetery is proud to have 100+ corpses of banned e-citizens. YAAAY!
Shhh! It is not the perfect time to celebrate. Stupid!
The cemetery houses the dead (or I should say, permanently banned) citizens of e-Philippines, who in the past roamed around this world with easy going pleasure, lavished in greed, and lust for power, before meeting their ultimate fate. Some say they are just plainly misunderstood (that’s what they usually say, before being sentenced of capital punishment by the admin and his cronies). Other citizens have fought their way through almost seemingly perfect reasoning to evade the death sentence, yet what they deemed their best was simply not enough. (Wait, did I just hear the sound of an ambulance?)
Ok enough with the sentiments. Without further ado, here are the gravestones of your beloved departed e-citizens.
For your interment requests, just comment the name of the newly-banned e-citizen.
Pay due respects to their fame, or spit on their shame. But remember, what goes around, comes around.
You may feel disgust seeing their names here, but you’ll never know, your ultimate fate could be here.
Oh, by the way before I end this article, I just want to tell you that the cemetery now offers special Memorial Gravestone service. Their name will be removed from the common gravestone, but they will own a personalized one. Looks pretty cool isn’t it?
For a minimal fee of 1 gold, a customized memorial tombstone will be made that contains the following: the latest picture (taken from the profile) of the fallen e-citizen, e-citizen name, your personalized eulogy/elegy for the deceased/banned e-citizen, and the date of birth and date of death (or banishment). Through this service, the living ones (the active e-citizens) will be able to commemorate the “death” of their fallen friend. It also applies for the so-called “zombies” as well (newly made accounts that are, of course, being used by the previously banned e-citizens), and it is their chance to express the alibis to their stupidity, or elate their previously gloomy graves. These personalized gravestones will be shown in the separate issue of the obituary named The Memorial Banishment Garden for other e-citizens to see.
Fear not, for death is everywhere. All you need to do is to savor it.
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Kindly Vote + Subscribe. Your +1 will be a great help to the maintenance of our e-cemetery (after all, the bans will not stop, and there’s even more to come, just wait and see). Thank you!!!
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Obituary: The Memorial Banishment Garden (12 years ago)
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
