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Seekord kavatsesin kirjutada kongressi kandideerimiseks, midagi väga tavalist ja eestlaslikult igavat. Eeskujuks võtsin kandidaatide presentatsioonid ja kasutasin neid enda esitluse tegemiseks kurjasti ära. Kui on küsimusi, siis ei oska neile vastata.


Tähelepanu! Tegemist on kongressi pääsemiseks mõeldud artikliga. Enne valimist lugege tähelepanelikult allseisvat teksti. Kaebuste või riigipankrotistumise tagajärjel pidage nõu Tyrion MDCLXVI või Tyrion MDCLXVI -ga.




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1. Kongressitool ei muutu mind valides raskemaks. Täidan toole tühjusega ja tööd ei viitsi teha.
2. Valige mind rahumeelega. Teie arvamust edaspidiste otsuste tegemistel ma ei arvesta.
3. Majandusse rakendan eelnõusi, mis tagaksid Eesti majanduse kokkuvarisemise ja globaalse turumajanduse ebastabiilsuse.
4. EESTLASTE PALGAD PEAVAD LANGEMA, SEST NII ON TÖÖVAIM SUUREM!
5. Kavatsen Eestisse sisse lasta suuremal hulgal välismaist massi, sest ärge unustage

6. Teen kõik, et Soome meid ära vallutaks.
7. Olen väga kitsa silmaringiga. Enne e-simi sisse logimist seon alati silmad kinni.
8. Järgin peaaegu kõiki keskmiseks eestlaseks saamise reegleid, mis kirjutas üles mu hea sõber jij5354.
9. Kõikidele uutele mängijatele teen mängu põrguks ja soovin südamest Eestile tagurlikku evolutsiooni.
10. Mul on alati 5 kulda puudu.
11. Olen muidusööja ja kardan oma arvamust avaldada.
12. Tšekake vahepealseda ja uuesti seda
13. Kavatsen luua Eestisse 3 uut parteid, mille põhiliseks maailmavaateks oleks Eesti ajalehtede artikliloomeprotsesse häirida ja aeglustada.

Tänan neid, kes on mind siiamaani toetanud ja neid, kes minu poolt hääletada otsustavad! Andke oma hääl neile, kes teiega ei arvesta! Andke oma hääl neile, kes toovad kaasa halvema tuleviku meile kõigile! Killustunud eEesti eest! Valige eEestile põrgulik tulevik, valige Eesti surm, valige mind! Hääletage minu poolt ja te kahetsete! Tatsame koos halvema eEesti poole Mis siis muud kui valige Tyrion MDCLXVI .

PS. Need, kes viitsivad kongressi jaoks kasvõi pisikese artiklit teha, ei jaksa pärast riigi heaks sõrmegi liigutada!
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You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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