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November 23th 2013 at 1:53 am I interviewed the congress hopeful
Screemer . We learned the hopefuls beliefs, the plans, an aspirations of his campaign. Here is that interview:
paranoidmelon
Hello Screemer, how are you doing today?
Screemer
Terrible, these are dark days for America, dark days indeed.Paranoia News is the last news organisation to give it to you straight, I'm glad I can be here today to talk to your readers.
paranoidmelon
Tell me a little about yourself
Screemer
I'm a God fearing American, and I'm god-damn proud of it.
paranoidmelon
let's get down to brass tacks, what do you feel you can bring to eUSA congress?
Screemer
In a sentence, to bring a radical halt to the spread of the insidious literature put about by a foreign imperialist presence and to restore the special virtues of the American institutions.
paranoidmelon
Do you think you have a chance? you're an underdog afterall with a newly organized party, do you feel your party president ironcross199 has done enough to pave the way for you?
Screemer
Ours will be the party that crests the wave of radical reformation. I think our success is as assured as the justness of our cause. However firstly, we must begin by establishing our platform, my party leader understands this and I am glad to be working in parallel with him on this.
paranoidmelon
Let's go a bit geopolitical, how do you feel about the war for Irish Potatoes to alleviate a war that Poland continually draws us in?
Screemer
I, like every conscientious American, want to see a return to peace with the Irish, after all we have strong historic ties with them. However, we cannot forget our current military commitment to our allies who need a relief war and as an extension of that I stand in solidarity with our troops. I think it would be better to direct your questions on the logistics of the war to our president, I don't feel our interests were served when they divided our troops allowing for the Irish counter offensive. What have they to say to the thousands of US dead?
paranoidmelon
Do you feel the US govt needs a big shake up? if so how?
Screemer
I feel our government has been exposed to some dangerous cultural elements, my first act would be to root out these divisive figures. To strengthen America as a whole we must separate the wheat from the chaff.
paranoidmelon
How do you feel about the US controlling Canada’s sovereign land? Should it be returned? a tax paid? Or kept? I myself do not know the details behind that region, as it was captured long before both of our births.
Screemer
I’m not here to quibble history, Canada's position means it always has a special place in the American destiny. I will say this, Canada has no means to guarantee the security of the citizens in the east coast area, I for one, know that the vast majority of the population there are happier to be a part of America. There will be no negotiation on this until both of the above are addressed.
paranoidmelon
If you could have any one super power, what would it be?
Screemer
The power to tell the truth of things, so I could better serve this country.
paranoidmelon
What were you thinking when you put up that advertisement ? what does it truly mean to you?
Screemer
Mr Andrew Ryan is one of my Junior Campaign Managers, I admire the man's spirit and while his delivery is somewhat fiery, I think America could learn a lot from the values he embodies.
paranoidmelon
Thank you for taking the time to talk to me, you seem like a bright man. Good luck with the election.
Screemer
A pleasure as always.
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