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1.昨天中午和同事聊房价,我还说:现在房价这么贵,如果我有块地,那真是发达了!
他说:你要是有块地,我马上认你做干爹!
刚说完,前台那边小姑娘喊我:苍南~你有快递!。。。
后来整个下午我干儿子都不愿意和我说话。
2.简短不割。我们县里的糗事。三个公安局的人醉酒驾驶。撞死两个在路边撒尿的城管。
3.再发一个 转自微博 是坟别过 重复不提:电梯里三个人对话,甲:办公室还有两箱蒙牛奶怎么办呢?乙:粉碎掉,不能扔了,那是害了流浪的人。丙:送领导,领导看人民日报,不会知道这事的。
4.本人男,和一群女的去聚餐,其中带我就两个男的。。吃完饭去KTV,中间要喝酒,喝着喝着我朋友说要划着拳喝,然后问女的,果断都不会,最后没办法就只能剪刀石头布,因为人多,就剪了好长时间都没结果。。(剪刀石头布都懂吧)那个时候头有点晕了,我说这样不行,太慢了,我们能只能出剪刀和石头,不能出布,当时都说好,这个注意不错。然后玩了好几次,好多人都喝了,然后有个人迷迷糊糊的说,不对呀,,这样永远都是剪刀的输啊有木有。。。
5.八年前我养成了抽烟的坏习惯,一舍友养成了喝奶的好习惯,八年后我活得好好的,舍友挂了,因为在中国,卷烟没有烟草,牛奶都是毒药。
6.一句话:今天我们县政府会议礼堂着火了,烧的一塌糊涂!太令人伤心了!竟然没烧到一个官!
7.前天去学校教育超市买零食,突然看见一个妹子双目茫然的端着一碗热干面在按空调的按钮。————————分割线————————————————
只听超市服务员一声大吼:“你干什么!”妹子茫然的回应:“我想用下微波炉……”然后我笑了,又听服务员一声大吼:“那是空调!!”
8.今天老衲去邦威消费店里的MM给我来句欢迎光临森马.......
9.觉得生活平淡了,就去情敌空间看看他们幸福的照片,给自己重新定位一下,顺便考验一下自己的抗打击能力...
10.与一同学手机蓝牙交换文件。这货的蓝牙名叫你的菊花。然后就开始不停地出现:是否与你的菊花连接?是否与你的菊花交换文件?

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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


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You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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