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Before we start the satire, I'd like to apologize for the delay in articles. I felt after the typhoon in the Philippines it would be in bad taste to even poke fun at the Philippines in any form. Anyways, as time has passed I feel it would now be insulting to pussy foot around them. They are a tough country to deal with this, and it would be insulting to even think they can't take a bit of poke. I will be also starting a series to expand my writing subjects.
Last Week the Indonesian Empire began it's topple to the land of obscurity. They will of course be regarded as a foot note of history by decisive design. With the war in the far east on the edge of breaking out, the loss of the stability of the Indo could cause a mass land grab and force a vacuum of territorial expansionist war.
Indo began losing holdings in South America and Australia, with these losses the cost of food and gifts will go up causing a loss of overall damage efficiency per monetary means. Because most importantly is who can hit the hardest, but it's also who can hit the longest. With rising costs indo will be the old man of Asia and be pushed into a corner.
For the Philippines to prepare for this war of expansion they need money, Poland is seemingly stopping all financial support due to our clever government audit. They are scrambling to hide receipts to stop us from proving the truth! But where will the Philippines get the money for their 'glorious' war? Well if you have been under a rock recently, they have been trying their damndest to recruit industrial investment into their country by fabrication of tax rates. As we all know by now the governments of Poland and Philippines are united, so when a national effort is needed to save industry, they will be taken over as a national effort to 'stop a depression'.
The biggest problem with the above is that all the freed countries can barely even defend themselves, so their freedom will quickly become someone else's gain. What growing empire do you think will go after these areas? Peru has a High Grain, this will help Poland control more of the worlds food supply and drive people to eating their friends more. So I foresee a Poland backed expedition into South America.
Australia is very close to the Philippines and it would only make sense for them to take over Australia to complete their pact with the Polish devils. When the Polish Prime Minster was asked to comment, he told us " what you see is not what you can believe, no one could ever stop us if we tried this. But we never try this, because we busy sobering up internet".
What you need to know, Poland is after your children. Poland is after you food. Poland is after your friends. Poland is gonna get you. Philippines will undermine your economy and boost their prestige over China to force the world to pay them a global tax. War is coming to Asia very soon!
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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
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Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
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The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
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