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昨日上午,在对孟加拉国的宣战投票法案中以11:1通过后,总统wuliaodjq开启了孟加拉战场:凡士之怒,流血五步,天下缟素!——直接进攻孟加拉首府达卡,一战切断整个孟加拉国的所有补给线!



然而,战事并非一帆风顺,由于孟加拉国前不久刚刚从菲鸡手中夺回高钻产地巴萨里尔,整个国家笼罩在备战的阴云中。我国几日前对于印度的攻势无疑引起了孟加拉国的警觉,在趁着全服当天伤害100%加成的BUFF下,孟加拉反动军妄图负隅顽抗,不仅多人开4BUFF(类固醇,坦克,额外水疗,额外假期 ),更有跳梁小丑起义首尔战场,妄图联合朝鲜老妖使我军陷入三线作战的境地。



雪上加霜的是,由于昨日100%加成使得各种国际猎手广泛穿梭在各大战场抢夺BH(battle hero奖章 ),给我军进攻达卡制造了不少麻烦,他们因惧怕我军强大的实力碾压他们BH的梦,因此转而投向孟加拉阵营,在那里国际猎人可以用更少的体力抢夺BH。这种投机的战斗令人发指,背后起义的卑鄙行为更是令笔者不齿,因而我怒砸60G,决定为国效力!笔者昨日怒开双BUFF(类固醇,坦克 )决定死磕到底,但是转念一想战争可能会持续到今天,因而决定积攒力量,今天开4BUFF战斗!
但是战场依旧处在被国际猎人们把持的局面,谁也不敢断定战争什么时候结束。许多鬼佬怀揣着现实世界里对中国的偏见,投机地加入孟加拉阵营持续作战,许多与孟加拉非亲非故的鬼佬开4BUFF叫嚣,还有的干脆开了第五个下水道地图buff!(该BUFF只对起义地区的本国居民有效,鬼佬们智商真捉鸡 )战况危急,就连总统wuliaodjq都开启了4BUFF,这是一场恶战!





九回合后,已经入中国时间凌晨一点,孟加拉国垂死挣扎似乎即将成功,我军貌似毫无办法。午夜降临,笔者带着一颗惴惴不安的心就寝,我想起睡前对各位大佬说的话:你们先撑过去吧,如果明早7点(游戏时间0点 )我们还没输,我就开四BUFF撸到底。而本次战役的时间又非常微妙:中国时间昨日上午11点整开启的,这意味着如果今早7点更新食物礼品额度时,11回合刚刚结束!接下来的10,11回合,中国方只要再次输掉两回合战役就宣告失败。我还有机会兑现死撸到底的承诺么?
7点的钟声响起,我睁开朦胧的睡眼打开电脑,令我意想不到的景象出现了!



孟加拉输掉了一个回合!!!我们还能赢!!!这是何等的不可思议,要知道我睡下的时候孟加拉占有着绝对优势,究竟是哪路英雄扛下了这回合,难道国际猎人这回合风头转动,决定抢我们的BH了?这时,一个ID浮现在我的眼前:nightlord


如同他的ID一样,夜之领主,守夜人,默默地在凌晨三点推出一道3M的墙,替所有国人争取到一线转机!于是我没有多想,开启4BUFF为祖国拿下12回合的胜利!13,14回合也赢的异常艰苦,在最后关头,xiaobin与ngdofbe两位前辈发力,将攻守局势拉开差距,xiaobin同志更是怒吃3个医药包,与敌人战斗到弹尽粮绝!终于到了决胜局,连著名的大负豪,赊万金EEI都砸锅卖铁打出了1M的输出,大家的血液都沸腾起来,而敌人也明白到了最后一战,决定孤注一掷!倒计时6分钟,敌人阵营里冒出了一个张牙舞爪的家伙,他顶着身上Q5装备的40%减免体力概率(已封顶 )瞬间打出近400万的伤害,一度把战局撕扯成55%:45%,拉开近300万的差距,我们新人纷纷把持不住,开始在群里寻求大佬的帮助。但大佬们白天在上班,似乎无法回应。正当这时,战场上出现了一个令所有孟加拉战士战栗的人物:nightlord;那一天,孟加拉人终于回忆起被nightlord碾压的恐惧。只见nightlord从容打出200万伤害,先把伤害持平;到了最后一分钟,nightlord猛然发力,坦克碾出成吨的伤害!孟加拉人已然力竭,凝视着nightlord不断刷新的数字,他们也终将明白,和我们的战斗是无用的!最后让我们再次赞颂nightlord!他,在午夜与午后,两次排山倒海,为祖国今后的发展奠定了新的基业!截图留念




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