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Kirjeldan siis ka natuke meie kallist ePõrgut. Tavaliselt kardavad inimesed väga ePõrgut, aga tegelikult pole siin midagi karta. Võibolla on Vanapagan mõnikord natuke järsk, aga siis järgmisel päeval juba jälle ta lõbus lõualotike ja ümmargune vatsake tantsisklevad naerukõmina käes. Jah, Vanapagan on tegelikult üks tõeline naerulinnuke.
Teine asi, mida väga kardetakse on katelde süsteem, kuhu kõik uued elanikud esialgu sisse visatakse ja korralikult keema aetakse. Järjekordselt pole põhjust karta, sest see on ainult n-ö turvakontroll, kus kontrollitakse, ega mõni elav pagan pole ePõrgusse pääsenud. Üks tõeline surnu võtab selle vastu kui sooja vanni ja tihtipeale peab Vanapagan oma pikkade küüntega surnuid sealt vägisi välja kraapima. Olen nõus, et see on väga vananenud süsteem, aga see-eest "vana ja väärikas". Ma mäletan, et ükskord proovis Kalevipoeg Vanapaganaga süsteemi uuendamisest rääkida. Ütles veel, et oli siiliga nõu pidanud ja puha. Vanapaganat ärritas selline loll-looma jutt päris kõvasti, nii et Kalevipoja nädalaks ajaks Paradiisi saatis. See oli ka paras pauk talle. Pärast pole ta enam juttugi teinud süsteemi uuendamisest.
Kuulsin hiljuti, et teil parteliidirite valimine käsil on. Guugeldasin siis natuke ja sain päris head infot. Hääletasin ka piraatlikul teel
jga poolt ja näe töötas. Nüüd on Parema Eesti poole liider jga . Mulle tundus ikka kohe, et mees teab, mis räägib. Mõne teise puhul aga justkui tundus, et ei saagi nagu täpselt aru, mida ta räägib, miks ta räägib, kellega räägib, kuidas jne. Ega mul tegelikult oligi esmapilgust kohe teada, et nii mõnigi kandidaat on ikka täiesti hall vikerkaarevärvilise jga kõrval. Kui ikka mina omal ajal kandideerisin, siis laulsid kõik kandidaadid vikerkaarevärvilise aluspesuga parteiakendel ja rahvast jooksis kui murdu hääletama. Oh jah, need olid ajad - kuldsed ajad. Aga nüüd, kurat, on kõik kuradima punkt-punkt haaval üles kirjutanud, mida on korda saatnud. No kuulge, inimesed, bulli peab saama!
Aga mulle tundub, et kiri hakkab vaikselt pikaks venima. Niisiis kirjutan mõni teine kord jälle teile ristitud paganatele. Praegu lähen oma ajukollektsiooni hapendama.
Päikest ja veini (nii kaua kui teile seda antud on),
dr. Frankenstein
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
