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Mõned e-simi 752. päeva avalikustatud faktid:

1. VinniPunn soovitas soojalt kõigil mitte kunagi annetada riigile raha!

Kuna eelmine kuu inimestele tegelikkuses väga see poole kongressi kulla annetamine ei meeldinud (kuigi enamus siiski annetasid selle riigile) siis see kuu ei PEA annetama, kui on soojalt soovitatud


2. VinniPunn shoutis täna ka sellest, et tahaks Eesti Riiki jupp-jupp haaval kellegi kätte MU ESF-ist anda. Selle murega pöördus ta ka otsekohe jij5354 ja Ivan The Terrible . Kahjuks pole teada, kui kõrgelt VinniPunn kukkus.

Kas Ivan The Terrible ja Jij5354 saaksid anda Eesti Riiki MU ESF'i kellegi kätte kes on meie skypes ja teab meie plaane ? Ise te Eesti eest just ei võitle ja siis võiks kellegi võitleja käes see olla.


3. z0mbiekiller96 on praegu väga suurtes raharaskustes. Kas keegi saaks talle laenata 130 kulda? Tühine summa, ju? Milleks tal seda raha on vaja, ei tea. Kas mõni Civil War, või midagi sellist on ootamas, on veel saladus.

130 kulda saaks laenata?


4. VinniPunn paneb hästi ka matemaatika vallas. Niiviisi shoutis ta Eesti rahvale ühe oma välja mõeldud võrranditest. Võrrand oli järgmine: Org > 3k = relvade <=> ca x 7k = teemanteid. Lahendus pole absoluutselt keeruline ja on igale eestlasele arusaadav. Võrrandi lahendi leiab järgmiselt:
I: Org > 3k = relvade
Org < k = relvade / 3
Org < relvade / 3
k = 1000 => Järelikult orgis on 333 + 1/3 relva.

II: ca x 7k = teemanteid
teemanteid / 7 = ca x k
Ja jättes mõned ilmselged vastused vahele, saame et võrrandi lahend on
VinniPunn ruudus -(333 + 1/3) relva


Ja kui sina viimati orgile juurde pääsesid olin mina CP...
Orgis on üle 3k relvade ja ca 7k teemanteid.


5. VinniPunn väidab ka, et riik on kasumit teeninud, sest sõdides Soomega kulutasime palju raha. Niisiis siit ka "VINNIPUNNI ÄRI NIPID" esimene ja parim nipp: "Kuluta raha, ainult seeläbi on võimalik teenida kasumit (kasumit teenib muidugi see, kelle tooteid sa kulutades ostad)".

Riik on kasumit teeninud. Riigile tuli lihtsalt vahepeal liitlased appi ja meil oli raske sõda soomega kus kulus raha.Kogu selle värgi juures on riik suutnud oma raha seisu ilusti hoida.


6. Orlandio teatas, et on lõhnatu. Kas see on mingisugune tema uus mustkunsti trikk, siiani teadmata.

ei lõhna kuidagi


7. Tuleb välja, et Orlandio on koletu teadlane varjunimega NeoFrankenstein, kes tegeleb ajude hapendamise ja keetmisega. Tunneme kõik kaasa jij5354 le, kelle ajud olid Orlandio meelest tema katsete põhiliseks triumfikäiguks.

Väidete absurdsust arvestades ma vist lausa keetsin ja hapendasin su ajud, jij.


8. Ja siis üks montaaž ka VinniPunn i loengutest, mida ta endale peab:

VINNIPUNN 1
lol, pole kahjuks või õnneks daenyboi'ga juba ca 4 nädalat diile teinud. Mis sul viga on ? Kurb, et sina CP ei saa olla ?


VINNIPUNN 2
Kas sa palun saaksid selgitada oma argumente minu vastu ?


VINNIPUNN 1
Huvitav küll miks


VINNIPUNN 2
Mees sa ikka ei tea midagi... Sõda toob riigile kõike rohkem kasumit sisse. Sina kui eksCP peaksid seda küll teadma...


VINNIPUNN 1
Kuid rohkem inimesi tulnud tööle Eestisse.


VINNIPUNN 2
Siiski sõja ajal ostetakse kõige rohkem kaupa.


VINNIPUNN 1
Igatähes ei viitsi ma siin sinuga mingi väitlemist korraldama hakata. Kui midagi teada vaja saada palun kiri.



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