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Cak Noris ne ulazi u prostoriju kroz vrata. On prolazi kroz zidove.
Cak Noris se obogatio prodavajuci svoju mokracu kao energetsko pice. To pice se zapravo zove Red Bull.
U prvom Dzurasik Park filmu, Tiranosaurus Rex nije ganjao dzipa. Cak Noris je ganjao Tiranosaus Rexa i dzipa.
Kad Cak Noris igra monopol, to se u stvarnosti odrazi na svjetsku ekonomiju.
Cak Noris ne cita knjige, on smrknuto bulji u njih dok ne dobije informacije koje mu trebaju.
Cak Noris nikad nije osvojio Academy Award za glumu… jer Cak Noris ne glumi.
Vilt Cembrlen tvrdi da je tokom svog zivota spavao sa vise od 20,000 zena. Cak Noris ovo zove “Spori Utorak.”
Cak Noris je jedini covjek koji je pobedio zid od cigle u tenisu.
Cak Noris ne cita knjige, on smrknuto bulji u njih dok ne dobije informacije koje mu trebaju.
prvom Dzurasik Park filmu, Tiranosaurus Rex nije ganjao dzipa. Cak Noris je ganjao Tiranosaus Rexa i dzipa
Nije Amerika pobedila Ruse. Rusi su sami odustali kad su pogledali par epizoda "Walker Texaski Rendzer".
Cak Noris je jednom za svoj rodjendan pojeo celu tortu pre nego sto su mu prijatelji stigli reci da je unutra striptizeta.
Cak Noris uvek pobedjuje u blek dzeku............... sa jednom kartom
olovka je jaca od maca ali samo kada olovku drzi cak noris
Cak Noris nikad ne pita "who's your daddy" jer on zna odgovor
Kad je Chuck Norris bio beba,nije sisao mleko....majka mu je davala viski...direktno iz flase
iza svakog uspesnog muskarca je zena.....iza svakog mrtvog muskarca je Chuck Norris
Jednom je Zan Klod Van Dam prebio Cak Norisa ...a onda ga je iz sna probubio kruzni udarac Cak Norisa
Kenny G-u je dozvoljeno da zivi jer Cak Noris ne ubija zene
Cak Noris nije nikad osvojio oskara za glumu jer on nikad ne glumi
Ne postoji brzina svetlosti..to se zove brzina norisa
Cak Noris moze da podeli atom na 2 dela.....golim rukama
Cak Noris ne koristi After shave...on koristi vrucu lavu
Cak Noris je jednom podigao iz benca celu drzavu Ohajo sa svim stanovnicima
Neki ljudi kazu da je Cak Noris mit..ti neki ljudi su sad mrtvi
Chuck Norris je jednom oborio nemacki avion . . oborio ga je tako sto je uperio prst u njega i rekao "Bang"
Na kraju ginisove knjige pise da sve rekorde drzi Chuck Norris,a ovi koji su upisani su u stvari ljudi koji su nablize prisli Chuckovim rekordima
Chuck Norris ne zna za ovaj sajt. . . Da zna on bi jednostavno izbrisao interner
10 sekundi . . .To je i preeevise vremena da te Chuck Norris ubije. . . . 78 puta
Chuck Norris je u stvari umro pre 20 godina ali se smrt i dalje plasi da dodje po njega
Nisu svi ljudi koje Chuck Norris mrzi mrtvi. . . Neki su uspeli da pobegnu . . . Oni se zovu astronauti
Chuck Norris je uspeo da pobegne od stampeda bikova. . .Jednostavno. . .samo je hodao
Za Chuck Norrisa i nije neki sex ako zena prezivi
Kada kazes "niko nije savrsen",chuck norris ovo smatra kao smrtnu uvredu
Svake godine u saobracajnim nesrecama u americi pogine 220 124 ljudi. . . Svake godine u Chuck Norris nesrecama pogine 197 864 ljudi
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
