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Hello fighting nations!
Tervist kaklevad rahvad!
Please do not get offended by the following and take it half-joke-100%-serious. I repeat: this is exaggerated and encourages people (in our case estonians) to laugh at ourselves. This is supposed to be funny. This article also includes section for non-estonians. You can scroll down to see.
Palun ärge solvuge järgneva jutu peale ja võtke seda pool-nalja-100%-tõsiselt. Ma kordan: see on ülepaisutatud ja julgustab inimesi (eestlasi) enda üle naerma. See on mõeldud naermiseks.
Kui soovite eesti keelset tõlget, kirjuta kommentaaridesse, jga, ma kirjutan juurde eesti keeles kohe kui näen palvet. Praegu on öö ja ma ei viitsi veel eesti keeles sama joru ajada
More like for estonians, but if you are a tourist, you might as well read this valuable literature.
1. About the talk of leaving your job at a persons company, when the company happens to be in the "stolen" region. Basically: "don't work abroad even if it's your friends company accidentally left in other country".
I don't know about you but I don't work for a mythical creature named "country". What's that? Can't touch it. It doesn't talk. It's supposed to be what everyone loves and wants to get into like a hot woman (that was a bad metaphor, don't listen to me).
I work for people. (Although those people should be from my country.) The country only gives us a kind of a bond. I help people I share bonds with, wherever they are and whatever deep *poo* they've gotten themselves into. Not that "company became abroad" is a big problem, but it's about principle. Of course when there's hope to get the region back. A little about this below.
2. About the "pay 2,5g to country for being in congress".
There's a saying in English: "no pain, no gain". Haha, nice try Europe but you can't fool estonians. "No gain, I'm out" is what we estonians believe in. (I have to say, I've lived by it, and it's pretty awesome when you know how and when to use it). Meaning You, dear country or president have to "buy" your own people.
Good luck with that I hope you have a lot of money.
3. Aww you cute country. You're yet too small, don't go out there all alone. Don't be arrogant or proud to other countries. Fight on Estonias and also (what a wonder!) on it's ally's side, because you should kiss others' ass to not be whiped out from the planet.
4. As much as I've seen this game, it isn't play-to-win. It's "play-to-do-whatever-like-chase-boredom-away". Meaning people like estonians (lazy selfish people, f.e. lazy me, selfish you
) have to have some other "goal" or "point". A reason to play at all and a reason to play on Estonias side. Like when all the people gathered in lauluväljak to sing themselves "into freedom". A really touching moment brings happiness tears to my eyes.
5. Estonians are the worst team-players ever. We're only good at ignoring outsiders and "outsiding". And the only way we can get close to (even) eachother is through alcohol.
F.e. a foreigner at estonian bookstore:
Also useful literature:
pictures' source: http://estonianmoments.tumblr.com/
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
