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[This article might hurt Lithuanians feelings]
[and maybe Estonians]
[probably not Russians]
[absolutely safe for French and the rest of the world]



Hello dear few fellows who will dare reading this first article.
I spent 2G just to create this newspaper and I'm a poor French newbie.
Do you know what 2G represents for me ?



First of fall, excuse me for my proper English. To retrieve the usual poor linguistic quality, please Google translate this in your own language. And if you find yourself laughing out loud when reading it, check here for more Baltic fun.

After reading the article of shvo , I suddenly felt extremely tired of the situation.

I thought
"Damn, another whiny article complaining about whining articles, whining that Lithuanians and Polish don't whine...".


You know, the kind of usual stuff we see a lot lately.

The truth is that, actually, Poles don't whine !
But Oh-My-God ! Lithuanians, it thought that so many years of Soviet domination had made you as tough as the rock replacing the heart of Russians !!!

I'm kidding, only Estonians have a heart made of stone and it has nothing to see with Russians



Then I see
why none of countries, occupied by G7, did the same thing?

shvo meant here, why didn't we adopt the babyboom strategy to get rid of G7 domination...
Wait...
Can you, if I may ask, just mind your own business ?

The other point of the article is claiming that by maintaining G2 within their own borders, the rest of the alliances will have no wars. True. But :
Shouldn't you be glad about it ? I mean, why do you complain about something that could likely provoke the collapse of your enemy alliances and open a new era of G2 prosperity ???

You just want to whine or what ?
Ahhhh, I hear what you say, it will kill the game if it continues like this, right ?

Let's not care about these articles pretending that this eCountry or that eStrategy is killing the game !
If it had been the case every single time somebody said so, eSim would already be dead.



Dear eLithuanians and eWorld :
The Game is fine, eSim isn't dying

(admin is making new stuff, that's a good sign no ?)

You have wars to fight in

(so please thank us for attacking you)

You can run your economy

(which wasn't the case under G7 domination for many countries by the way. Just sayin' )


It must be particularly idealistic of me to say this but : couldn't we agree on a zero bitching and zero whining eSim ?


NO VOTES NO SUBS FOR WHINERS





Before leaving this page, please have a look at _the outstanding new Olympic Activity_ genuinely inspired by true Lithuanians, the ice diving.

Any comment on my Paint skills is strictly forbidden

ps : I love Estonians, Baltic countries and everyone in this game, but it's my style of writing. Sorry if you did get hurt.
pps : I subbed Orlandio newspaper and I'm not ready to unsubb
3xps : regards to all the players that make some really good and time consuming articles and barely make it to the global. I'm not including myself in. And I can't wait to see haters hate my post. Haters gonna hate !

mardro



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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