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Hej! Ni har väl inte missat att den andra säsongen av Mästarnas Mästare är i full gång? In och rösta på era favoriter. Citaten i denna tidning är tagna ur #sim.swe och andra svenska IRC-kanaler för e-sim.
<LippeN> Dom försöker nässla sig in, snart kommer #sim.swe bara handla om SMINK och SKOR!
<emixy> Battle.net måste nog fan vara den bästa sidan som ngnsin har gjorts....
<google1337> Tycker du Emixy?
<google1337> Jag skulle gissa på Youtube, Google eller Redt- ummm Reddit.
<TV3010> We have more than beer and surstromming
<TV3010> We have rocks from götaland:D
<google1337> Simme, not sure if autocorrect or drunk.
<Simme-Phone> Jjag goth unite their
<Simme-Phone> Jag vet inte Jerker *
<google1337> Okej, så full OCH autokorrekt? :D
<Simme-Phone> Gellerstedt *
<Consigliere> haha
<Simme-Phone> HELLER FOR FAN
<Simme-Phone> För *
<Consigliere> Jerker Gellerstedt :D
<Simme-Phone> xD
<Consigliere> Genom en ren slump lyckades Simme-Phone autocorrecta sig fram till JallooZ riktiga namn :D
<champis> rasism. Du nekar mig bara för att jag är en dryck
<Mr_kazoo> är trocadero din multi champis?
<champis> Mr_kazoo: alla andra här inne förutom du är mina multies
* leatherpuppydog (~leatherpu@Rizon-12D87051.net24.it) has joined #SM.Corp
<leatherpuppydog> hello to all there
<leatherpuppydog> its my first time here
<SMTaishan> hey there
<SMTaishan> what brings you here? :)
<leatherpuppydog> anybody can help me to know more about this chat?
<SMTaishan> irc chats in general you mean or specifically this channel?
<leatherpuppydog> i'm into leather rubber uniforms boots bdsm etc
<leatherpuppydog> this channel
<leatherpuppydog> thank You
<SMTaishan> its just for people playing a game called E-sim really
<leatherpuppydog> what it consist?
<SMTaishan> and have a connection to my stock company in that game
<leatherpuppydog> is all new for me
<leatherpuppydog> i did belive it was a Sado Maso gay chat
<leatherpuppydog> ?
<SMTaishan> definately not
<leatherpuppydog> thank You for clarifications, have a good day, bye
* leatherpuppydog (~leatherpu@Rizon-12D87051.net24.it) Quit
<champis> .call Bara vinn rundorna grabbar
<Lunde> nice ping :)
<Lunde> vinn alla slagen!
<Lunde> behöver bara pinga 1 gång om dagen xD
<Angelix> min lilleman heter interfusion heheh
<poet84> gud mitt huvud gör så ont att ja dör snart
<Nidhugg> man kan inte ha ont i en protes
<dableub> kalle: Fick du bollen eller själva racketen i huvudet? :D
<MidoNyk> boll???
<dableub> Eller vad det nu kallas :D
<MidoNyk> dableub finns väl inga bollar i badminton
<MidoNyk> fjäder
<Wilworin> fjäderbollar
<dableub> Det är dock en halv boll längst fram på den så lite rätt hade jag iaf ;)
<MidoNyk> de e ingen jäävla boll
<MidoNyk> men de heter tydligen fjäderboll
<Tsrug> bollfjäder heter det officiellt
<dableub> Precis
<kalle> Jag fick en Fjäderboll på käften
<Tsrug> bollen kommer ju först..
<dableub> glömde bara skriva fjäder :o
<MidoNyk> ungefär som att säga att hockey spelas med en platt boll
<Tsrug> fotboll spelas med en rund puck
<Wilworin> wikipedia: "Vid spelet slås en fjäderboll"
<MidoNyk> nää det är en platt boll säger jag
<Tsrug> fotboll spelas med en rund puck
<MidoNyk> wikipedia är ingen trovärdig källa :P
<dableub> MidoNyk: fjäderBOLL
<MidoNyk> Tsrug: de kan du ge dig fan på
<dableub> Lyssna och ta åt dig :D
<MidoNyk> dableub: så puttinuttigt MEN DET ÄR FEL
<dableub> Haha, vad heter det då? bara fjäder?
<MidoNyk> ja
<MidoNyk> fjäderklump :P
<dableub> Men om det är en plast fjäderboll man spelar med då?
<Tsrug> fjäderkon?
<MidoNyk> där har vi det
<MidoNyk> jag säger inte att det inte heter boll jag säger att det inte ÄR en boll
<Tsrug> fjäderkon
<MidoNyk> hellre det
<Tsrug> fjäderkonhalvboll
<Tsrug> heter det officiellt
<Trave1er> fjäderkon av bollkaraktär
<MidoNyk> Fjäderklump
<dableub> En outvecklad boll?
<dableub> En boll i fosterstadie?
<Wilworin> Nu stod du själv för ett citat till nästa fil:
<Wilworin> <Bobix> fanns folk som tyckte att citatfilen borde komma ut på bestämda dagar tidigare
<Wilworin> <Bobix> då hade jag nog lagt ner efter andra numret
P.S. Beklagar att Railman nyligen trixat med koden och breddat layouten på e-sim så att alla prydligt formaterade artiklar ser ut som skit. Inget jag rår på :/
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
