ENG: Some weeks ago I decided to write my first article in English language but it was very hard to find a topic. I was thinking and all I had in my head were sexy asses, and then I heard you like articles with gifs. Then finally I got an idea as I've been watching sexy ass gifs and I decided to make an article about past months e-sim history in gifs. (Note that I don't want to hurt anyone -not even Poland or Lithuania- so this is no offence, and that history is not as simple as in this article it's just fun, so try to enjoy. For moderators and ppl who like to report: There is no nudity in it, I worked a lot to make this article, and I was very careful to avoid nudity or anything that is against law. I made this short story with animated gifs to amuse people.)
HU: Megszokhattátok, hogy a cikkeim végén seggrovattal jelentkezem, ám ezúttal egy történelmi áttekintővel örvendeztetlek meg titeket, ami egyben egy megaseggrovat is lesz, és mivel a seggekről készült állóképeknél csak a seggekről szóló gifek jobbak, és mivel ez a műfaj mostanában amúgy is felkapott, ezt a módot választottam, hogy érdekesebbé tegyem a dolgot.. Fogadjátok szeretettel! (Megjegyzés: Természetesen az elmúlt hónapok történelme nem ilyen egyszerű, és megbántani sincs eszem ágában senkit. A cikk csak a szórakoztatást szolgálja, tessék helyén kezelni!)
Everything started with Poland, who became the strongest country of e-sim.
Minden azzal kezdődött, hogy Lengyelország az e-sim legerősebb államává vált.
Some weaker countries just watched them wistfully.
Néhány gyengébb ország epekedve figyelte őket.
Poland was proud of it's power and showed itself to others to make them more jealous.
Lengyelország büszkén mutogatta erejét a többieknek, ezzel iriggyé téve őket.
Poland and Lithuania, the second strongest became friends and they were like two brothers. They started to gather supporters for their plans. They showed their best to the future victims.
Lengyelország és a második legerősebb Litvánia barátok lettek, és olyanokká váltak, mint két testvér. Elkezdtek támogatókat gyűjteni terveik megvalósításához, ehhez pedig legjobb oldalukat mutatták nekik.
The small countries first looked at this friendship watchfully, but later they got amazed of that giant... power.
A kicsik először gyanakvó szemmelnézték ezt a barátságot, de hamar lenyűgözte őket a hatalmas erő.
Some of the small countries like mine, joined their new alliance, the G7.
A kisebb országok némelyike, mint a miénk, csatlakoztak az új szövetséghez, melynek neve G7 lett.
The alliance seemed to work fine. The strong couple saved the small ones territories and the smalls helped them to get some colonies. The party has started.
A szövetség működőképesnek tűnt, az erősek segítettek a kicsiknek megvédeni a területeiket, míg a kicsik a nagyokat segítették gyarmatokhoz. Kezdődött a mulatság.
Soon it turned out that this relationship is good for the big ones, but not so good for the smallers. They were like slaves of the Great2. (left side: PL and LT, right side: others)
Hamarosan kiderült, hogy ez a kapcsolat nagyon jó a nagyoknak, de kevésbé a kicsiknek. Mintha a két nagy rabszolgáivá váltak volna. (balra a lengyelek és litvánok, jobbra a többiek)
Italy suddenly decided to leave and many others followed them. (Yes it's from RaiUno, so it's really Italian)
Olaszország hirtelen kilépett, és sokan követték a példáját.
The world became in balance. (According to LT and PL it didn't)
A világ újra egyensúlyba állt.
The countries joined eachother and you know what happened. Now the small countries and those who are not colonies anymore feel like this:
A világ országaii összefogtak, és most láthatjátok az eredményt. Most így érzik magukat a kicsik, és a gyarmati sorból felszabadultak:
And this is how Poland and Lithuania feels:
És így érezheti magát Lengyelország és Litvánia:
Thank you for watching, and thank you for your subs and votes!
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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth.
Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit
different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be
efficiently
managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation.
Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the
game.
Work for the good of your country and
see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules.
First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you
will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress
as a fighter.
You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which
are owned by the state.
After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your
own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock
company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics
in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes.
From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability
to run for the head of the party you're in.
You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws
proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself.
Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you.
You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential
elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state
(for example, who to declare war on).
Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have
a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military.
In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control
over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials.
For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have
to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on
their territory.
You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life
as a pacifist
who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling
products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game.
It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present
in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth
according to their own.
So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.