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Sen det senaste numret har tidningen passerat hundra prenumeranter,
Hamsik gled in och tog plats nummer 100. Tack allesammans! I detta nummer bjuds det tack vare FarbrorFrej på en del riktiga citat. Kanalen som gäller är som vanligt #sim.swe .
<Lunde> ähcz<bbx<,,1p
<Consigliere> Morgonfyllan börjar ta fin form Lunde!
<itorrent> GIMME JÄRNNNNNNNNN
<distler> schka du harey ett järn?? schkååål pårej
<distler> OP Anderson, bättre än tandkräm
<SMTaishan> dags för frukost. Mer glass och grädde och fruktcocktail och chokladsås och ännu mer glass. mmmm
<Trave1er> du har alla ingredienser för en pensionärsbakelse SMTaishan
<Simtrix> haha herregud alltså
<Simtrix> vilka muppar de finns på strade
<Simtrix> skriver endast i capslock i PM
<JallooZ> Visste ni att 98 %av alla som föderbarn tappat sin oskuld i en buske?
<nayye1> Rätt imponerad av dig interfusion att du är såpass ny o redan uppe i kongressen
<Gixer> Ja det är inte dåligt
<Angelix> 2 veckor sen var jag i kongressen ^^ Och interfusion är populär för att jag gjorde henne till Flygledare
<interfusion> Angrlix försöker ta cred, egentligen handlar det mest omatt synad och höras
<Angelix> jamen självklart. Alla har ju inte tuttar liksom :)
<daenyboi> med dina manboobs angelix borde du va populär då
<Consigliere> Vad betyder "gz"?
<PastorMush> gratulations
<PastorMush> eller
<muppo> gratz
<PastorMush> gratulationz
<Vicster> typ så jao
<viking90> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gz
<Consigliere> ojojoj.. Hehe..
<Consigliere> Varför skriver man inte "grattis"? heh
<viking90> för att gz är kortare
<Vicster> låångt jävla ord, nä, gz får det bli :D
<Consigliere> Klart, jobbigt att trycka på tangenterna så att folk kan begripa vad fasen man försöker häva ur sig....
<viking90> alla som inte har halvakroppen i graven vet vad de betyder :D
<Nidhugg> jag gillar hästar
<LippeN> Google1337, kom hit och skotta min gård!
<google1337[SWE]> LippeN, no fucking way!
<LippeN> Vet att du vill!
<google1337[SWE]> Fråga i polens irc istället.
<google1337[SWE]> De är billigare.
<LippeN> Ja, men då blir det bara massa fimpar på gården, dom röker fan fler paket om dagen än BLGE energi bränner sopor :D
<Angelix> SMTaishan, vilket ålderdomshem sitter du på ?
<SMTaishan> så nu måste jag hålla rekordet i både antalet presidentval vunna i rad i sverige samt antalet impeaches jag fått
<Wilworin> smt har fan en kevlar väst så många som han överlever
<Wilworin> Jag startade en trend med den första impeachen
<shaggydoo> Wilworin the trendsetter
<Heff> Wilworin impeachade långt innan det blev mainstream, lite av en politik-hipster
<Risefalen> Rahl varför växer inte min penis lika snabbt som mina klasskamraters?
FARBROR FREJS BÄSTA
Jag känner en bot, han heter FarbroFrej och bor i #sim.swe. FarbrorFrejs enda uppgift är att vänta tills det blir dött i kanalen och då spotta ur sig mer eller mindre intressanta citat av kända människor. FarbrorFrejs ägare är Exturn, botten hette till en början "nill". MidoNyk klagade på det fantasilösa namnet och PastorMush tog på sig att förrätta omdop och ge botten sitt nuvarande namn.
Här kommer del 1/2 av mina favoriter:
Life is just one damned thing after another.
-- Elbert Hubbard
I can resist everything except temptation.
-- Oscar Wilde
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
-- Tommy Cooper
Never take a blind date to a silent film.
-- Geoffrey Parfitt
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.
-- Harry Carpenter (BBC TV, University Boat Race 1977)
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg
-- Abraham Lincoln
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
-- Mark Twain
Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.
-- Erik Satie
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
