As a p*sspoor journalist (well I havent gotten paid from this newspaper in ages!!!!!! and some other "personal" stuff heheh how embarasing) I have gotten the task to try writing about the Lithuanianforces.
So I have stolen a windsurfingboard and windsurfed all the way to Lithuania to get some facts right.
Well this is what I found out about the Lithuanian forces. It seems they are divided in a couple of gangs consisting of:
Trolls
These "little" chubbyfellows are called trolls, they live deep in the Lithuanianforests and pretty much live on Q3 roots and Q1 mushrooms. These troops are the damagedealers in the RWs we experiences from time to time here in Sweden. These troops arent that smart, they are just in it for the damage so they hit anything! I tried testing their intellegence by throwing an Ello_Space_Cat-magazine to a group of Lithuaniantrolls and they took it and tried eating it:O One troll said out loud it tasted like chicken:O
Wizards
These hairy- and pyjamaswearing people are called wizards, they often lives in high pointy towers all around Lithuania. They pretty much live on reading, mostly magical books and love pointing out all the faults in the Harry Potter-movies. These troops doesnt produce that much damage, they are more in the background planning the battles out with magical precision.
Leprechaun
These little creatures always dresses in green and love clovers. They originally comes from Ireland but when Lithuania occupied United Kingdom some of these fellows saw an oppertunity to sneak to Lithuania and settle down in all the green areas in Lithuania. They absolutley loves gold and tons of booze. If you catch one they are forced to grant you 3 wishes or show you their secret treasure. You can often find them running buisness in Lithuania and they manage the supplies to the Lithuanianforces nowadays. Whatever you do, do not party with these creatures!! They will make you pay for everything and afterwards when your money are all gone they will even steal your empty wallet!
Goombas
These strange mushromshaped creatures are called Goombas. They have escaped from the Mushroomkingdom in Japan and settled down in Lithuania. They often live near brickwalls and they spend their time walking back and forth the brickareas. Its unknown what they eat. These are often 2-time-clickers in this world and doesnt do that much damage.
Ghosts
These creepy/cutelooking fellows often lives in gardenmazes. If you try walking in one you almost imidiately get chased by one of these, their purpose in life is to eat intruders. They often log in the game, 2- click their way but also walks around and make some small amount of damages in wars when they arent chasing intruders.
Orcs
These creatures are called orcs and has been sent both from Mordor and Orgrimmar to aid Lithuanianforces. They are only focusing on battles and often only aim for medals in the wars. These are the real damagedealers and often they can change the outcome of a battle in a couple of seconds. They dont eat, they dont sleep and they dont even care about money! Lucky b*stards!!!!!
Well thats all the time I had to check out the Lithuanianforces until I got chased by a crazy old man saying something he wanted to eat me:
And the obligatory Sailormoon-chick, enjoy!
PS: Yeeeeeeeeees you are seeing absolutley right, Sailor-Mercury is doing the devilsign against Lithuania! She wants you to join in the battle against Lithuania and end the occuping of Sweden
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