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4. Izdanje
VIJESTI IZ SVIJETA
Indija je najavila borbu protiv svinja ubojica, te nenormalno velike svinje več tjednima uništavaju sve na njihovom putu po selima sjeverne Indije. Vlasti Indije su poslale borbene jedinice naoružane sa strojnicama da pomognu stanovništvu.
VIJESTI IZ HRVATSKE
Mirko D. zaglavio u šahtu usred Karlovca, nakon što su ga specijalne postrojbe K.D. uspijele izvuči iz ove smrtne situacije, Mirko D. je izjavio da se sutra vrača na posao. Iako su doktori rekli da bi trebao mirovati barem tjedan dana zbog nanesenih ozljeda prililom zaglavljenja u šahtu, on je hrabro ustao i ispisao se iz bolnice. Mirko D. je otac troje djece i nezaposleni bravar več 28 godina.
VIJESTI IZ ESIMA
Nakon teških izbora, napokon su stigli rezultati, vidi se odmah tko od naših sabornika je najviše podmazao svoje glasače. Sretno svim novim sabornicima u pokušaju da spašavaju ovaj virtualni svijet Hrvata.
VIC DANA
Idu dva krastavca po cesti i jedan udari u stup.
SAVJET DANA: KAKO USPJEŠNO NAĆI POSAO
Ukoliko ste nezaposleni, u ovom članku se nalaze nekoliko trikova koji če poboljšati vašu potragu za poslom.
1. Ima mnogo načina za traženje poslova, preko oglasa, na internetu ili čak na burzi rada, ali mnogi neznaju da postoji i još jedan način traženja posla, a to je od vrata do vrata. Jednostavno idite od vrata do vrata i objasnite osobno ljudima da ste vi pravi čovjek za posao, vjerujte mi vaše šanse za nalaženje posla su se upravo povečale.
2. Pri pisanju životopisa, ne zaboravite uz to poslati i sliku vaše face ili tijela, ukoliko nemate photoshop također možete stavit i sliku Brad Pita ili Pamele Anderson. Vjerujte mi vaše šanse za nalaženje posla su se upravo povečale.
3. Pri razgovoru za posao nemojte zaboravit naglasiti kako ste vi najbolji kandidat za ovaj posao, te ne zaboravite izgledati samouvjereno i pouzdano.
4. Kada odgovarate na pitanja za posao, postoji samo jedan odgovor, a to je "tako je" i "u pravu ste".
5. Kada vas pitaju imate li ikakvih iskustva u tom poslu a nemate nimalo, jednostavno kažite "imam puno iskustva".
6. Obucite samo šik odječu i parfem te ne zaboravite napravit frizuru koja kaže "da".
7. Nikako ne smijete tokom razgovora zapalit stol, zakašljat ravno u facu sugovornika ili jest bademe.
VRIJEME DANAS
Vrijeme je danas vjetrovito s daškom sunca. Ako ste alergični na kaktus, ponesite kišobran ili dva.
HOROSKOP
STRIJELAC: Ovo je vaš dan, ako niste iskoristite punu priliku i sakupite barem pet oraha kroz današnji dan. Vaše zdravlje je nepotpuno, pripazite da ne hodate blizu vulkana ili vjeverica. Vaš ljubavni život je zasigurno na vrhuncu, pružite svom partneru malo pažnje i nahranite ga sa šečerom ili žlicom i isplatit če vam se.
NAGRADNA ZAGONETKA
Današnja nagradna zagonetka nagrađuje sa putovanjem u Španjolsku. Sponzor je "Foot Travel Agency".
Nagradno pitanje: Imate 2 jabuke i 2 naranče u ruci, ako je svaka druga jabuka zapravo naranča, i netko vam nagura dvije jabuke u usta, koliko naranča vam ostane u ruci?
U prošlom broju nitko nije pogodio točan odgovor. A točan odgovor je: ne ostane vam ništa svinje. Nažalost naša nagrada tjest nož za guljenje poriluka ovaj put odlazi u dobrotvorne svrhe.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
