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2. Izdanje
VIJESTI IZ SVIJETA
Japanci napravili robota koji jede naranče, stručnjaci oko svijeta su zadivljeni. Prva demonstracija tog takozvanog robota koji jede naranče je u Okuhawi, a u roku od 3 mjeseca najavljuju izlazak na tržište.
VIJESTI IZ HRVATSKE
Goran Š. se jutros zapalio sa upaljačem ispred hrvatskog sabora, nakon što je izgorio nije naveo nikakav razlog samozapaljenja, a pamflet koji je nosio sa sobom je izgorio skupa s njim kao i njegova punica. Očevici kažu da nisu ništa čuli. Policija je pokrenula istragu napola i javno to objavila.
VIJESTI IZ E-SIMA
U zadnje vrijeme mnogo pištolja se mogu vidjeti posvuda odbačeni po virtualnoj esim zemlji, mnogi stručnjaci se pitaju zašto ljudi ispucaju jedan metak i onda bace pištolj u koš za smeče ili u jamu. Reporter Ivan K. Jutarnjog Hijeroglifa priznaje da dok je promatrao taj naoko čudan fenomen da je ostao zbunjen, kaže da je često vidio vojnike naoružane sa čak do 50 pištolja a vračali bi se praznih ruku. Bez obzira na moderno doba u kojem živimo, nije čak ni čudno vidjeti vojnike koji golim šakama idu u ratove, Chuck Norris to odobrava iako je bio baniran iz esima zbog overkilla koji je srušio esim server nekoliko puta.
VIC DANA
Uđe zec u krčmu naopačke.
SAVJETI ZA ŽENE
Da li ste u zadnje vrijeme očajni kada pogledate u zrcalo, nemožete više stati u svoju najdražu šulju. Ovaj program za gubitak težine od Doktora Đo garantira gubitak čak do pet kilograma i to svaki dan. Čini se nevjerovatno, no sljedite li ove jednostavne korake za najbrži gubitak težine ikad vaš san če postati zbilja. Prvi korak je veoma jednostavan, jednostavno stavite vagu pored prozora te nađite kamen koji teži najmanje 5 kilograma. S kamenom u rukama stanite na vagu i pogledajte koliko težite, te zatvorite lagano oči i bacite kamen kroz prozor. Pogledajte vagu opet i vidjet čete da ste u veoma kratkom roku izgubili najmanje 5 kilograma.
VRIJEME DANAS
Vrijeme je danas vjetrovito i prelagano, preporučamo nošenje kacige ako idete do kioska.
HOROSKOP
DJEVICA - Danas vam je prilika da uhvatite morskog ježa, ukoliko niste nemojte se brinuti, uvijek to možete sutra. Ukoliko imate problema s bubregom, popijte tri boce rakije prije 12 sati popodne. Vaš ljubavni život se sigurno oporavlja, popijte još jednu bocu rakije za svaki slučaj.
NAGRADNA ZAGONETKA
Današnja zagonetka če vam sigurno probuditi sive čestice u mozgu, jer nagrada ovaj put je vjetar u facu, besplatni sponzor je vjetar s dinare.
Nagradno pitanje: Ukoliko je čevap dvaput duži od 12 metara a dijagonalno širi od 6 metara koliko je masti potrebno za roštilj?
Odgovor pismeno bacite kroz prozor.
Zahvaljujemo mastermat999-u na točnom odgovoru iz prošlog broja, tigar jest 3 puta manje težak, da bi ste podignuli svoju besplatnu nagradu odite u četvrt Peščenicu i vičite iz sveg glasa "ja sam peder i volim plesat lingo", tako da vas ljudi iz "Latica kickbox overkill ninja" centra za spa tretmane mogu čuti i uručiti vam nagradu osobno na licu mjesta.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
