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Turpinam...
Šis iesūtītais darbs ir kā ievads kādam vēl topošam apjomīgākam stāstam...
Nr.3
ĒZEĻPANKŪKA!
INTRO SONG:
Old Bebrs was hopping around
Latvia like a big playground
When suddenly Devars burst from the shade
And hit Bebrs with a Dev Grenade
Bebrs got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Raikage
Who proceeded to open up a can of Raikage Fu
When Latvia28 came out of the blue
And he started beating up Raikage
Then they both got flattened by the Devmobile
But before it could make it back to the Devcave
Basterds popped out of their grave
And took an AK47 out from under their belt
And blew Devars away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But they ran out of bullets and they ran away
Because Ilerien came to save the day
This is the Latvian Politics at it's best
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Latvian Politics at it's best
Bebrs took a bite out of Ilerien
Like mst took a bite out of an admin
And then Raikage came back covered in a tire track
But Leitnants jumped out and landed on his back
And Devars was injured, and trying to get steady
When Basterds came back with some machetes
But suddenly something caught their legs and they tripped
AoL took them out with with a wit
Then they saw Bebrs sneaking up from behind
And they reached for their guns which they just couldn't find
'Cause Devars stole them and he shot and he missed
And Leitnants deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
While Basterds tried to pole vault
Onto Ilerien, but they collided in the air
Then they all got hit by a Annucīte Stare, oooh
This is the Latvian Politics at it's best
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Latvian Politics...
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Jannii
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of AoL
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Devars changed back into El'Presidente
But Jannii saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Devars's head in between his thighs
Then Sacristan and Carloz and
Salatini and Ridiculus and Ludenor and
lubraks and esirwinner
bots, scripters, hackers , and cheaters
smart, flopis, every single congresman
Kapteinis and Ruudis,
Mironis, Teflona niere, Jeffbarby( <---- baigais jauniņais atradies ne pieteicās uz jauniņo kredītu
), and Minchuks
All came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Jannii in his iron ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe
And the fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Anderson in a bloodstained sweater
This is the Latvian Politics at it's best
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Latvian Politics ...
This is the Latvian Politics ...
This is the Latvian Politics ...
At it's best!
Nr.4
Neprecīzais vēsturnieks!
2. pasaules karš! Vjetkonga! Tas pats vakars, kad Ābrahams Linkolns otrā okeāna krastā plānoja savu pašnāvību un Nils Ārmstrongs spēra pirmos soļus uz Marsa! Centrālās pretizlūkošanas direktors
aivisLV ierakumos sita jaunāko kaprāli 
Sacristan , kurš domājams perversos nolūkos bija apgānijis viņa mīļotās sievas fotogrāfiju ar kečupu! To redzot Sacristan rotas biedri 
Thzaarcow un SanDJ steidza biedram palīgos! Viņi kā no regbija zelta epizodēm notrieca aivisLV dubļos un sasēja! Turēja viņu pašu izraktā bedrē zem kazarmas un divas dienas, ik pa brīdim viens otru nomainot, kutināja aivisLV pēdas un knieba pavēderē! Protams, tas nevarēja turpināties mūžīgi un bedri, no kuras divu dienu garumā pārmaiņus nāca gan priekpilna ķiķināšana gan spēji sāpju kliedzieni atrada armijas bāzes pārzinis 
Devars , kurš bija labos draugos ar aivisLV , jo pats bija viņam par sievu izdevis savu māsas meitu Annuciite !
Thzaarcow un SanDJ tika nodoti kara tribonālam! spriedums priekš viņiem nevarēja būt pozitīvs, jo tribonāla galvenais kara tiesnesis bija 
Opie Winston , Devars sievas tēva brālis! Pēc abu pušu uzklausīšanas notika pašsaprotamais! Thzaarcow un SanDJ tika nobanoti!
Par godu padarītajam vakarā
aivisLV rīkoja pieņemšanu savā kabinetā centrālās izlūkošanas pārvaldes pašā augšējā stāvā! Tur bija balkons no kura pavērās jauks skats uz nesen sabombardētajām Spilvas pļavām!
Sāka ierasties lūgtie viesi!
Ieradās Iekšlietu ministrs
sandulis ar kundzi un negantu siņaku zem kreisās acs...
Ieradās kara padomnieks
gotojail ! bez pavadones, jo bija izslavēts vecpuisis!
Ieradās naftas magnāts
AmiL HamjA AbubakaR ! Piedavām bez kurpēm ieradās...
Ieradās arī piena lielrūpnieki brāļi
Melduks un 
ZiiLz ! Neviens tā arī nesaprata kāpēc ieradās...
Kopā sanāca gandrīz 60 cilvēku!
aivisLV kabinets bija pietiekami plašs, lai nebūtu jādrūzmējās un visi varētu labi pavadīt laiku! Finansu ministrs 
RewoL uz valsts rēķina bija nolīdzis firmu, kas nodrošināja gan dzērienus, gan uzkodas, gan dzīvo mūziku!
sandulis tā bija iekarsis dejās, ka zilums zem kreisās acs jau bija palicis violēti lilā...
Pēc neveiklās iekrišanas punša bļodā
aivisLV centās mainīt tēmu un ar gredzenu paskandinādams pa glāzi svinīgi pacilātā balsī teica tostu! Vārdus, kas nāca pār viņa lūpām saprata tikai viņa paša sieva, jo tie daudz neatšķīrās no bērna šļupstiem! redziet, aivisLV speciāli bija netīšām aizķēries aiz sevis lai iekristu punšā un laiku lieki netērēja... sūca kā vēl nekad nebija sūcis...
Pēc neveiklā brīža ļaudis atsāka balēties!
Smartt un Teflona Niere uzsāka kautiņu pie lifta! 
Filberts negausīgi ēdot aizrijās ar cepumu! pēc tam visu vakaru žēlojās, ka kaklā tāda nelāga jušana! citiem vārdiem sakot cilvēki jauki pavadīja laiku!
Tikai
Sacristan kazarmās atkorķēja kačupa pudeli skatoties uz aivisLV mīļotās sievietes fotogrāfiju...
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
