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As it was quite a while ago everyone would now be truly aware that Hazey410 won the election against Epic_Wizard and Simba13 and is Ireland's current President!
Most people would assume a complete annihilation in favor of Hazey due to Simba being a knob and Epic_Wizard not actually having any magical powers (making him a liar). However despite this; the election campaign of Epic and more so Simba was enough too spark a loose screw in the brain of past and failed President corey french.
It was the current Congressmen and possibly now an all-respect-lost and disgraced e-sim addicted citizen who had more than his fair share of the action during the election build up - despite not even being a candidate! Corey spent his entire life abusing Simba before the election.
Keeping in mind these were just a few of his outbursts!
According to Corey's logic you should work 24/7 abusing someone's campaign despite claiming that no one will vote for said person! Then if they do become elected (even though you know that no one will vote for them) you put an impeachment on them before they can even do anything be it good or bad!
Well done Corey you fool!
Nevertheless all three picked up some votes with Hazey winning by a good margin of nine votes with a total of 24!
Simba came in 2nd place with 15 votes much to the disappointment of Epic
So it would appear that all in all that Simba's backroom deals
were enough to beat the Wizard but not good enough to get past well known and respected political man Hazey
So 'The Everything' would like to congratulate the winning man; here is what Hazey had to say about his victory.
My first move as CP will be to rule the World
claimed Hazey with the utmost measure of evil and determination in his face, he soon followed up by saying;
For the next month I want Ireland to be a stronger, better united nation!
So it would appear that our President wants world domination but also what's best for Ireland as a nation!
When asked about any deals with the UK Hazey responded easily without a second though;
we want to show a strong face to the UK!
Whether this means he can lead Ireland into a livable future or not remains unclear but last placed Epic_Wizard was quick to show support for our new leader.
He is good for the job, because I have been under his presidential reign before
Epic also added that he might put his hand up again next month!
I may go for reelections next monthhe said.
Finally all three Presidential candidates were asked about the election process and the build up in general. One name was common in all three responses; yes! You guessed it! Disgraced Congressmen corey french
Simba's response was hard to translate so we included what seemed too make sense;
Da electarun wuz gud ya. Bart day Corey guy ruend et all 4 all of da peplz. Congratz 2 Haaaaazy eh is da marrrrn!
Epic and Hazey both agreed and added respectively;
The elections overall were good, except from corey winging all the time.
In regards to the other two candidates, I don’t know much about them. But It is nice to see people looking at a interest in national affairs.
I don’t want to make a comment about Corey
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
