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To all you sexual Canadians out there in all of the land!
Contrary to popular belief, I will actually give my 100% to serving you this term, I do in fact have 4 girlfriends, and tarsieg does indeed have 9 limbs!
Now that we have addressed the elephant in the room, we can move on to some real business.
I am at the moment procuring myself with the latest passwords of all the HQs, secret rooms, and bedrooms on IRC that Canada is involved in so I can get back in touch with my old primera circle jerks.
Gahh, enough joking around. I'm a weird dude. Anyways. I'm sorry tarsieg, this did get a little bit more serious than I intended but I still love you and you're still my favourite e-simmer <3 and I hope we can still sometimes split a hooker irl. To all you others out there, I think this will be a make or break moment for Canada. Under tarsieg's leadership Canada was a well-oiled machine with spotless finances and crisp organization. However, as e-sim is dying, Canada is dying too.
The main problem behind this is the lack of communication and the increasing separation between citizens. Everyone is in the own little lonely world, and it's a sad and nostalgic environment for most people, including myself.
However, the last 48 hours proved I still have a love for primera and the people in it and I think it proved the same thing for many others as well, and I wanna give this another go. I will give it my 120% to make this work, and as I work hard to motivate myself, it'll hopefully rub off on a few more people
And I wont be appointing a cabinet, or helpers or any of that nonsense. If you dont wanna help, thats ok, I wont badger around for volunteers to fill out positions. If you do wanna help, there is plenty of work to be done.
So this is what I will aim my focus on this month. Our military. I will be directing 90% of my work towards this, and only this, and I will tell you why. Our economy is at a point of self-sustainability thanks to tarsieg's fantastic work. Our diplomacy is one of the best in the game thanks to all you amazing nice people who make our country an attractive one.
Our military used to be a pretty impressive nighttime punch, but it has fallen over the months. Our damage potential is still there but the coordination is gone.
My #1 and only goal this entire month will be getting everyone back in tip top fighting shape. It's a big challenge, but a challenge that I am willing to take with my full dedication. And to those who worry if secura might get in the way, I will quickly disprove that to you all by maintaining my identical high level of activity and involvement in secura while amping up the heat in primera.
I'm very excited to tackle this, and I hope you are too!
Hugs and kisses as I leave you all to a fading soundtrack of Beauty and the Beat ,
OwenHargreaves
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
