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Nummer tre av Citatfilen är här för att liva upp efter alla glanslösa kongressmanifest. Citaten är från eSveriges IRC-kanaler och då främst #sim.swe . Tveka inte att joina du med! Denna vecka har vi även ett läsarbidrag under avdelningen som jag valde att kalla Vad varje svensk bör veta. Om även du har nåt kul du tycker borde vara med i tidningen är det bara att pm:a det till mig.
<Tsrug> gå med på howrse nu allihoppa
<Tsrug> mkt roligare än e-sim
<Tsrug> ange Tsrug som inviter, så får jag extra-hö
* Consigliere kokar lim på Tsrugs häst.
<Rillimestari> Can someone translate the referendum for me :D
<Marillion> we could have a channel here that we call "Invandrarverket", where we could speak english :) maybe collect sim.swe and use a bot that use some kind of google translation and spam it out in #invandrarverket C:
<MidoNyk> HAHAHA ROFL invandrarverket
<Traveler> jag gillar rödlila kameler
<JallooZ> BLÅBÄRSPAJ, 180 GRADER IN I UGNEN! DET ÄR ALLT VI BEGÄR
<JallooZ> VI FYLLER DEN MED BÄÄÄÄÄÄÄR!
<JallooZ> Lalalalalalala
<JallooZ> lalalalallalalalalalalaal
<JallooZ> lalalalalalalallalaa
<JallooZ> Blanda mjöl & smör
<JallooZ> Vispa ut varenda liten knöl
<JallooZ> 'Häll i socker och var inte snål
<JallooZ> Blanda alltinghopa i en skål
<JallooZ> VAD GÖR DU OM DEGEN BLIR KASS?
<JallooZ> BLANDA UT MED VATTEN
<JallooZ> OCH FÅ EN SMET MED KLASS
<JallooZ> BLÅBÄRS
<JallooZ> PAAAAAAAJ
<Zacca> Player Lithuania Org has removed you from friends list
<Linnew10> Nu ska jag skriva lite ord som är förbjudna
<Linnew10> Penis
<Linnew10> Fi*ta
<Linnew10> Rumpa
<Linnew10> ja det var allt
<PastorMush> fyfan att bli kallad tjock bäver
<muppo> http://primera.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=6262
<muppo> grym fight
<muppo> lol att speedy fick både Q4 och Q5
<Wilworin> Speedy tog BH i runda 3 och 5
<SMTaishan> 2/45 chans för speedy att få en q5a hehe
<SMTaishan> nä..
<SMTaishan> 2/90 blir det ju
<Marillion> jaha SMTaishan börjar argumenterar med sig själv... det här kan ta ett tag, fram med kaffet
<Wilworin> haha
<dabster> njää
<dabster> 2/30
<distler> någons mattelärare vänder sig i graven
* Now talking in #sim.aus
<Bobix> do you know JallooZ?
<AsukaLangley> Everyone knows JallooZ
<AsukaLangley> He's the whore of eSim
<google1337[AWAY]> Hörni, google "SMTarzan". ;)
<LeFu> BDSMtarzan? :>
<google1337[AWAY]> Resultat #2: Porn pics of SM Tarzan(gay) (Page 1)
<google1337[AWAY]> www.imagefap.com/ CENSURERAT/SM-Tarzan(gay)SM Tarzan(gay) porn pics - Imagefap.com. The ultimate social porn pics site.
<JallooZ> ACEX you should use your ingame nick on IRC too
VAD VARJE SVENSK BÖR VETA
Lord Rahl bidrar med en händelse som utspelade sig långt innan jag själv började spela.
Dag 157. sSverige står i lågor. Litauen attackerar Smaland & Scania . Sverige får hjälp av sina dåvarande vänner i Forti(t)s. Runda 12, en viktig runda för sSverige. Om Sverige nu förlorar rundan så är slaget om Smaland & Scania in princip över, Litauen skulle bara då behöva vinna en runda till för att ta hem segern.
Bebbelol bestämmer sig för att slå i slaget.
Smart som han är så bestämmer han sig för att slå för Litauen. Varför kan man fråga sig? Denna kommentar lämnade han på IRC efter han slog för fel land:
"12:58 bebbelol Fitt helvete
12:59 bebbelol Hatar det här spelet (läs: landet)
12:59 bebbelol Hejdå 12:59 *** bebbelol quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)"
Eftereffekten - vad hände sen?
Tack vare bebbelols heroiska insats så vann litauen rundan. I sin tidning "Svenska patriotbladet " (snarare Expo - Vi hatar Sverige amirite?) påstår han att "I was in a hurry and i did hit for the wrong side. I was busy molesting my 8-y old asian captive." Som om det är ursäkt?
Kommentarer från andra svenskar angående bebbelols "insatser"
"Vi borde be Admin att ta bort hans svenska cs!" - Attax
"Jag tycker att bebbelol gjorde rätt." -Mush (en annan känd Sverigehatare och jude)
"Fruktansvärt!" - Lord Rahl
Vad har vi lärt oss idag?
1. Kolla vilket land du slår för
2. Slå INTE emot Sverige
3. ???
4. Profit
Copypaistat från artikeln om bebbelol på den insomnade Swesim Wikin .
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
