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"Le journal qui vous veut du mal !"
1FRF dans les kiosques et au rayon charcuterie
Non, tu ne rêves pas, toi qui ne connais pas encore l'eCanard : ce journal te veut du mal !
D'ailleurs, il est mauvais comme tu le constate déjà sans doute grâce à son emblème honteusement volé à un journal IRL, un vrai.
Avant de continuer à vous ennuyer et à tenter de verser dans une prose humoristique mêlant troll gratuit, désinformation chronique et inutilité assumée, l'ensemble de la rédaction (Régis et moi même) tient à remercier le généreux mécène qui a permis la création de l'eCanard sur e-Sim et qui a tenu à rester anonyme,
BigBrother44 .
Bien qu'immigré de Erep, je passerai rapidement sur ce qui m'a le plus frappé ici : les graphismes IG qui piquent les yeux, la faible population, l'absence de publicités à base de "MOAR GOLD §§§" ou bien le terrifiant header psychédélique du forum sFrance.
J'irai donc comme vous le voyez à l'essentiel, à savoir l'unique objectif de cet article : répondre au dénommé
Mano Filert personnalité du folkore local si j'en crois mon instinct, à propos de blinis et afin de prouver au monde l'importance de ce shout.
Nooooooooooooooooon !!!
Y a plus de blinis !
Le blini, espèce de petit pancake salé (ceci n'est pas une insulte), que nous consommons en France en n'a pas grand chose à voir avec le véritable blini russe, d'ailleurs on s'en fout .
Ces petites galettes accompagnent merveilleusement le saumon en gravlaks ou même pour ceux d'entre vous qui seraient paytay de thune, du beluga (pas le poisson imbécile, ses oeufs).
Dans ma grande mansuétude, je vais donc vous livrer ma recette simplissime pour ne pas payer 1,66€ mes 16 blinis moisis chez Carrefour !
150g de farine (50% blé/ 50% maïs)
de la levure de boulanger ou chimique, débrouillez vous
une cuillière à soupe d'huile
une toute petite cuillière de sel
10/15 cl de flotte ou de lait
3/4 oeufs
Farine + Levure + Huile + Sel + Lait + Jaunes d'oeufs
Laissez reposez 30 minutes
Montez les blancs d'oeufs en neige et incorporez à la pate
Cuisez les blinis à la poêle
La balle est désormais dans votre camp pour ne plus gâcher du saumon sur de vulgaires toast, symboles de l'impérialisme britannique !
J'ose espérer vous avoir ennuyé et peut être même poussé à mettre fin à vos jours.
PSA
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
