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Selamat Pagi/Siang/Sore/Malam berjumpa lagi dengan saya
Lord Baggins menyampaikan selamat atas peningkatan MU PB menjadi Elite. Terimakasih kepada seluruh anggota yang sudah berjuang dan bertahan di MU PB selama ini dan khusus nya ketua MU PB 
cnkrilove serta seluruh rakyar sIndonesia. Dan jika anda tertarik masuk MU kami masih ada 5 slot hubungi langsung ketua MU Silahkan Click . Oleh karena itu saya akan memberikan sedikit humor xD
Di toilet perempuan....
Cowok : Toiletnya penuh amat
Cewek : woi...! dasar goblok, disini toilet perempuan
Cowok : Kamu enggak pernah sekolah ya ?
Cewek : maksud kamu ?
Cowok : guru KWN ku selalu mengajarkan, meskipun kita berbeda-beda tetapi kita tetap satu. #Bhineka Tunggal Ika
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Udin yang selamat dari kecelakaan pesawat terbang, berbagi cerita.
"Suasana di dalam tidak terkendali waktu itu," kata Udin.
"Namun, ada pramugari yang berani memberi pengarahan. Dia bilang, para penumpang yang budiman, untuk memudahkan pendaratan darurat, diminta yang tidak bisa berenang duduk di sebelah kiri saya, dan yang bisa berenang di kanan saya." Polisi menukas,
"Apa ada yang nggak bisa berenang?"
Udin menyahut, " Ya, ada. Nah, untuk mereka, pramugari bilang, para penumpang yang tak bisa berenang, kami doakan semoga selamat, dan sampai jumpa lagi di lain kesempatan."
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3 SUKSES BERSAUDARA
anak 1 ; aku mau kasih ibu mobil mewah seharga 1 milyard.
anak 2 ; aku mau kasih ibu rumah megah seharga 3 milyard.
anak 3 ; pendengaran ibu sudah tidak baik, kadang ibu ketinggalan shalat karna tidak mendengar adzan , aku mau beliakan ibu ayam yg bersuara sangat keras dan bisa adzan seharga 9 milyard .
*di tempat perantauan mereka mendapat surat dari ibu, setelah ibu menerima hadiah dari anak-anaknya*
"dear anak 1" kamu bodoh, ibu terlalu tua buat jalan2.
"dear anak 2" kamu kurang hajar, ibu hanya menempati 1 kamar tapi harus membersihkan semua ruangan
"dear anak 3" kamu memang anak berbakti, kamu tau apa mau ibu , ayam yg kamu kirim sudah ibu goreng & rasanya sangat lezat .
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Pada waktu jam istirahat di suatu sekolah dasar, terlihat seorang anak kecil menangis dengan keras.
Guru: nak...kenapa nangis?
Anak: uang saya hilang seratus perak (sambil menangis)
Guru: Ya sudah sekarang diam ya...ini ibu kasih
seratus.
anak tersebut malah menangis makin kencang
Guru: Lho...kok
nangisnya malah
makin keras kan
sudah ibu ganti seratus.
Anak: kalau tadi tidak hilang kan uang saya ada Dua ratus
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“Maaf om, bole tanya ?. Sekarang ini jam berapa sih?”
Lelaki tersebut melipat lengan kirinya di depan dada, melihat jam tanganya dan berkata:
“Sekarang jam tiga kurang seperempat.”
Si anak mengucapkan terima kasih, lalu berkata:” Tepat jam tiga nanti om boleh mencium pantat saya.” katanya sambil melarikan diri.
Lelaki perlente tersebut merasa dilecehkan dan mengejar si anak untuk memberi pelaj
aran.
Ketika sedang berlari mengejar, seorang rekan kantor menghentikanya.
“Ada apa kamu lari-lari begitu?” tanya rekan tersebut.
Sambil menunjuk si anak, lelaki perlente bercerita:” Anak itu bertanya jam berapa, lalu aku jawab jam tiga kurang seperempat,..eeee.. dia bilang jam tiga tepat aq boleh mencium pantatnya.”
Temannya melihat jam dan berkata:”Lho, masih sepuluh menit lagi, kenapa buru-buru???”
Sumber : Kumpulan Kata-Kata Menarik
Best Regards
Lord Baggins
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
