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It was a windy and chilly evening in Northern Ontario. One lonely Canadian, OwenHargreaves was strolling up his driveway after a long walk through the dark shadowy woods outside his house. He had just




So yehhhhhh. I just spent the last 100 days getting myself free from all my debt, so in celebration, I decide to bet my first free 15 gold in Evision's silly casino on IRC. I won! Yay! Went up to 30G! Seemed legit I thought, so I bet my 30G... and won! Up to 60G! FUCK YEH! LETS BET IT AGAIN I SAID! I WONNNNNNNNNNN WOOOOOOOOOOOO 120G!!!! And then jizzed, and then lost it, and then lost another 120G, and then another 120G, and then shat. in my pants.


I have no companies. I have no more new referrals coming in. I have very few shares. And I only have a couple of dollars from several trashy currencies. It's looking quite grim. The upcoming months will be very tiresome and long. So I spent the last hour thinking of various ways to accumulate 240G quickly.


I came to the conclusion that the best way to make a quick buck on e-sim would be either by selling myself, or... selling myself? (lol plesen, u interested?) My rates are 10G a night, and I have a very open mind Contact ouzobat to book an appointement. OR you could all just sub to my newspaper, and with 4800 subs, I would succeed in collecting enough gold to pay back my big loan hahaha. And it would spare you all from seeing my oh-so-Canadian body


So Sub me or Strip me! Your choice!


And instead of asking for you to vote my article to make the front page as I usually do, I would like to ask each one of you to send me a PM of a rly hot girl. I need to be cheered up haha :'(

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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