Information: Since this is my seventh newspaper i really would love feedback and criticism! Comment or send me a message and i will try thinking of it next time! Sub+Vote for more confidence!
I want to start this newspaper by thanking all of you guys who voted on my famous article
And i also want to thank you all for my wonderful amount of subscribers. You are all awesome!
Also I want to push you all to subscribe to this newspaper, I really want 200 subscribers, it would be awesome with that achievement and a second Media Mogul medal.
And now for this article, it will be about funny pictures for you to relax, haven't that much to write so funny pictures will be a funny celebration for my famous article. If this article gets 100 votes and the newspaper gets 200 votes, i will do another "funny pictures" article.
Let's go for 200 subscribers! Help me on my way!
Funny Pictures: As I said, this newspaper will be all about funny pictures and that information that you just read, i don't want to make this a annoying article with a lot of text, everything for you my readers, so i start my pictures now, i will post a title and a comment of my opinion for every picture, sit back and enjoy!
NOTE: These pictures is not mine, it's funny pictures you can find everywhere they are not copyrighted so i take my rights and use them here without the purpose to earn money on them.
Title:
Nerdy Gamer, Goes Outside And Plays
My opinion/comment:
This is exactly as me sometimes when i have those "nerdy" periods, mom tells me to go outside and play and i take my iPhone and play e-sim outside instead..
Title:
Failing At Library With Wrong Book
My opinion/comment:
Gash, how can you be so stupid, funny either way!
Title:
Rock & Ruler
My opinion/comment:
This one gave me a huge laugh attack, wasn't it funny?
Title:
Sign To School
My opinion/comment:
I actually did this once, but my teacher punished me and didn't accept the excuse...
Title:
Drown Robbery
My opinion/comment:
This one gave me a smile on my lips too, hehe, cruelly robbery.
Title:
i/apple Products
My opinion/comment:
Pretty common picture on Facebook for me, but still funny, i think my dad will recognize themselves in this.
Title:
Poor Chicken Egg
My opinion/comment:
Naah, poor chicken, but still funny if you like cruelly jokes.
Title:
Poor Chicken Horror Movie
My opinion/comment:
Noo, another such cruelly chicken joke, not my type, maybe yours?
Title:
On The Phone
My opinion/comment:
Such awesome donkey (or whatever animal)! Busy in phone!
Title:
Cooling Computer
My opinion/comment:
Everyone needs a computer with a cooling system, this is the most odd i seen.
Title:
Zebra Revenge
My opinion/comment:
Damn, such a revenge by that zebra, good one!
Title:
Piggy Bank
My opinion/comment:
Damn, another animal revenge, this time a pig gets hes revenge on piggy banks.
That was all for this article, enjoy my everyday report below if you want, feel free to sub, vote and leave a comment below!
Tomorrow Plans: I will keep on working, maybe sell some shares and work my way towards my hard worker medal, and super soldier medal so i can pay off my debt soon, I have just above 400 exp until level 13, i gladly receives gift and food so I can work faster towards a paid debt.
Economy: 11.58 Gold 69.43 SEK
Not much to say. In four days i have my third Super Soldier Medal.
And 22 days after that i receive my third Hard Worker Medal.
I just found out that I have just enough time for my fourth Super Soldier Medal
So currently im 11.58 Gold , Super Soldier 3+4 = 10 Gold , and Hard Worker 3 = 5 Gold . Now we are up at 26.58/54 Gold . I hope for a second Media Mogul medal (5 Gold ), just need 160 more subscribes which is totally plausible, but atleast one shall be possible.
So now we have 31.58(36.58)/54. I will also be able to work 43 more times, it means that I can have another 732,6 SEK (15.65 SEK , is my current wage after tax). Plus my 69.43 SEK that I currently have means that im up to 802.03 SEK .
And now multiply 802.03 SEK with the SEK value 0.0499. It equals 40 Gold , 40 Gold + 31.58 Gold = 81.58 Gold . That means i can have 27.58 Gold to spend after my debt is paid, but first, i will pay debt before anything else!
I won't take loans against after this experience! I recommend you to neither do loans.
My Inventory:
Next Article Comes: The new next newspaper hopefully come somewhat on the day tomorrow!
Best Reagards Adam (MacheteN Sweden in Primera, and Pro in Secura)
Spread the newspaper in your countries shouts!
Stay Tuned, Comment&Vote&Sub, please!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth.
Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit
different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be
efficiently
managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation.
Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the
game.
Work for the good of your country and
see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules.
First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you
will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress
as a fighter.
You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which
are owned by the state.
After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your
own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock
company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics
in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes.
From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability
to run for the head of the party you're in.
You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws
proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself.
Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you.
You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential
elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state
(for example, who to declare war on).
Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have
a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military.
In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control
over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials.
For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have
to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on
their territory.
You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life
as a pacifist
who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling
products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game.
It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present
in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth
according to their own.
So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.