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You’ll never believe it - it’s a Manifesto!
I know I know, shock horror, I’m actually publishing an article about how great I am! I normally don’t do this as I’m actually a very modest person (ahem...) but think of it as a testament to the UK and it’s citizens that I feel the need to publish one. I’m warning you now, this is just a massive ego stroke.
Stuff I’ve Gone and Done
1) Ran the country - I’ve been at the very pinnacle of UK politics on 2 occasions. The first time I was elected off my own back and for the second term I was nominated as the person to take over from
Jon873 . Both times have been a huge success, especially the second where I led the great invasion of Ireland, winning the race to Shannon and sticking my UK flag right into the green Irish grass.
2) Ran the MoHA - I’ve been the MoHA on more times than I can actually remember now. I was first offered the role back in November (I think....) when Freeck was the CP. Since then I have only missed out on the role a few times (due to CP priorities or RL stuff). I helped set up numerous schemes including B4F, the caption comps, Government Welcome Baskets along with a host of other jobs including mentoring and new player messaging.
3) Ran TPP - I’ve been the PP of TPP on 3(?) seperate occasions. Leading the party to great success. When
Luke Warm was in charge, I set up the TPP Loan Scheme - the first in the UK - to help TPP citizens get on their feet and set up companies. This was completely funded out of my own pocket for the good of the party and the UK.
4) Ran off with everyone’s gold - Only joking, but after all that running stuff I thought I’d at least see who was still awake.....
5) Ran Flax - I ran that all over the place
6) Established the UK Citizen Handbook - I single handedly wrote and maintain the handbook. It includes an absolute ton of stuff including tutorials, advice, tips and the history of the UK. I’ve got quotes and stuff saying how great it is, so I must be doing something right.
7) I’m in Bonkers - BURN HIM! IT’S ALL CBALLS FAULT! But seriously, I’m one of them. It’s actually not my fault though...
8) I’m just generally very active - I’m usually always on IRC during the day and I’m always monitoring the forums.......watching you posting.............It’s one of the key parts to being a congressman, although activity levels on there would make you think otherwise (but let’s not get into that shall we?
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9) Oh yeah, I’m the King! - This has nothing to do with congress but it’s pretty cool, right??
Vote for me! Vote for me for congress, it really isn't a vote wasted. I hope I’ve convinced you that I actually know what I’m doing when it comes to this. I’m (now) one of the most experienced players in the UK and I can offer a fair bit of insight for congress.
In a while crocodile!
King CBall I
MoCHA
I really wanted to get to 10 points
P.S Again - no bewbs, I’ll let someone do that pertamax thing you all love though as compensation.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
