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Jag talar naturligtvis om Denfetafrukten. Detta könsobestämda väsen haver mage att trotts Guds vilja utmana den Lag vilken med Guds nåd genomsyra det verkliga folk, som den store Zzeth är ställföreträdare på jorden för. Gud, låt Dina vanligt folk-änglar fälla Dina vredesskålar över landet fullt ut, låt Din härlighet uppenbaras!
Vi vanliga människor som tror på sunt förnuft och att skicka skatterna rakt ner i helvetet hoppas för Denfalnafruktens bästa få höra vad den ("hen" är ett pronomen för satans folk, batikhäxor och hashtomtar) ville göra med Guds Heliga Kyrkan, när den utmanade vår älskade verklighetsförankrade ärkebiskop. Annars är den en kättare. Den ska snarast förklara sig för vanligt folks ställföreträdare på jorden, Zzeth.
Obeaktat detta ovan, har nu Gud välsignat sitt sunt fönuftiga-verkliga folk att skriva en liten bön, verklighetens bön, att be om rening, hopp och godhet med:
Gud bevare oss för vad som ont är,
För polsk kommers och öl från USA:s bär
Giv oss rysk vodka och annat som gott är,
Som Bullens pilsnerkorv, som ej fallfrukt är.
Låt rena och rensa vårt svenska fosterland, som du håller kärt,
Från polskt inflytande, det som ont är,
Helige Mikael, du som i himlen är, låt din änglahär,
Kasta skatterna ner i helvetet, som där nere är,
Guds moder, du som vit som snö är,
Bed för oss, att rensa Sveriges härd
Från Partiets byråkrati och annat som oförnuftigt är,
Bed för det verkliga folk som du håller kärt,
För att sunt förnuft kommer in i politiken,
Och att människovärde med segrande vapen verklighet är
Amen!
Leve friheten! Leve rättvisan och godheten! Leve människovärdet och tryggheten! Leve låga skatter och sunt förnuft! Leve våra svenska vapen, låt oss snarast införskaffa atombomber! Deus Vult, gott folk!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
