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Današnji članek je namenje bolši komunikaciji in povezlijvosti igralcem e-Sima.
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Pa naj začnem kar s sabo, igram:
-Call of Duty 2(ponavadi kepa),
-Call of Duty 4(ponavadi kepa),
-League of Legends(nick:kepa pwn),
-za komunikacijo pa ponavadi uporabljam xfire(kepa333).
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Vici:
Pride Janezek do očeta:
"Ati, kaka je razlika med prakso in teorijo?"
"Pojdi do mame in sestre ter ju vprašaj če bi obe dale tujcu za 20.000 SIT."
Seveda sta obe takoj za.
"No vidiš sine, teoretično imamo mi 40.000 SIT, praktično pa dve kurbi."
Mujo dela v Nemčiji, da bi na pošten način zaslužil denar za avto. Po 10 letih končno prihrani dovolj za mercedesa in se z njim odpravi pokazat v Bosno, kako se da s poštenim delom tudi dobro zaslužiti. Sredi poti pa se mu zgodi nesreča, poči mu guma. Med menjavanjem pride mimo Haso in ga vpraša:
"Šta je Mujo, šta radiš?"
Mujo mu odgovori: "Zar ne vidiš? skidam gumo!".
V tem trenutku Haso pograbi kamen in ga vrže v sprednjo šipo ter se zadere:
"Ajde, ti uzmi gumo, a ja ču uzet radio!"
Zakaj blondinka odpre mleko že v trgovini?
"Ker na embalaži piše: "Odprite tukaj!"
Dva ljubljanska policista stojita ob napačno parkiranem avtu z registrsko oznako KP. Eden je že hotel napisati obvestilo o prekršku, ko ga je drugi zaustavil:
"Ne, pusti ga! Ta je od kriminalistične policije!"
"Kako to, da na roditeljskih sestankih še nisem videla tvoje mame?" vpraša učiteljica Janezka.
"Prinesel vam bom sliko," je odgovoril Janezek.
Gimnazijec Janez je prišel v učilnico, v kateri je bila mlada profesorica sama in ji rekel:
"Gospa profesorica, ali bi vi meni pokazali vaše prsi?"
"Nespodobnež! Le kaj ti pade na pamet?" se je razburila.
"Če mi jih pokažete, vam plačam 20.000 tolarjev!" je rekel Janez.
Profesorica je malo razmislila in ugotovila, da ob njeni nizki plači 20 tisočakov niti ni tako malo. Janez ji je izročil dva bankovca po deset tisočakov, profesorica pa je slekla svoja vrhnja oblačila.
"Ali bi slekla še spodnje hlačke za 40.000 tolarjev?" jo je vprašal Janez.
Profesorica ni dolgo razmišljala in je za 40 tisočakov slekla še hlačke. Nato pa je Janez udaril z novo ponudbo:
"Gospa profesorica, ali bi seksali z menoj za 90.000 tolarjev?"
Profesorica je izračunala, da bo danes lahko zaslužila še eno dodatno plačo, zato je pristala. Janez je opravil, kar je nameraval in srečen odšel domov. Profesorica je v razredu ostala sama. Čez pol ure je v razred vstopil ravnatelj in vprašal:
"Ali vam je Janez prinesel vašo plačo?"
Za konec pa še ena slikca:
No to je bilo za danes vse. Lep pozdrav.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
