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But now, as Canada enters a new era, several have become restless. Old manuscripts have been reopened in this desperate quest to determine the truth surrounding this epic myth. But only one man has the answers many are seeking.
SpaceDyeVest . An alcoholic old man living as a hermit deep in the woods of northern Quebec. A crew of three brave Canadians; 
OwenHargreaves , 
theorules , and 
ouzobat bravely set out into the wilderness to find this drunken fool.
And so the adventure began! 3 intrepid friends off on the most epic journey of their "UHHHHHH GUYS! MY WIFE WILL BE MAD IF I'M GONE FOR TOO LONG!" cried
ouzobat as he ran back to his house quickly and fearfully.
And so the adventure began! 2 intrepid friends off on the most epic journey of their lives!
After fighting off bears, beavers and more bears, the pair finally stumbled across a clearing littered with whiskey bottles that featured a broken down grey cabin in the center. Inside the dimely lit shack they found a wrinkly old man mumbling to himself as he tossed around empty bottles against the walls, screaming with glee every time they broke.
Since
SpaceDyeVest has a very low threshold for pain, he quickly reveals that Awesomia is indeed a real location, but the exact location is unknown.
Filled with hope and beer,
OwenHargreaves and theorules set off to find this legendary piece of land. However, 5 minutes after leaving, OwenHargreaves realizes that his destiny lies where the alcohol and weed lies, which is in the clearing with the crazy old man, so he turns around and heads back to live out his days in a wonderful drunken stupor.
So
theorules finding himself alone, decides he needs to form an army of brave Canadians to join him in his quest to Awesomia. They will need to cross mountains, rivers and prairies. Oceans, countries, and even continents. So he goes to the famous Canadian leader 
libertines and with his help they rally up the Canadian army (10 people accompanied by an attack moose).
And onwards they march to the south towards the USA. To successfully cut through, they skirt down the west coast bribing everyone that gets in their way with prime canadian weed grown in
Poulin LaTerreur 's backyard.
And their journey continues...
Their next pitstop is in Colombia where
nbarone007 's secret gay lover Pedro McPedro is a colombian druglord. So they use those connections to rest up peacefully in a beautiful mansion hidden away in the Colombian jungles in preparation for the gruesome road ahead!
To be continued...
Spoiler Alert - Part 2 involves a lot of backstabbing, killing, murdering, slicing, knifing, stabbing and even an ouzobat re-appearance! (Although it's his dead body) And maybe by part 329 they'll eventually find Awesomia (if they're not all dead) haha
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