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- Domnule aveţi o boală contagioasă foarte rară. Trebuie să vă izolăm şi în carantină, va trebui să mâncaţi numai pireu de cartofi şi ouă ochi.
- Şi mă fac mai bine cu alimentaţia asta?
- Nu dar astea sunt singurele mâncăruri pe care vi le putem da pe sub uşă…

Vine sotul acasa si intreaba nevasta:
-Ce ai face daca as castiga la LOTO?
-As lua jumate si te-as parasi, raspunde sotia.
-Perfect! raspunde sotul. Am castigat 12 dolari. Ia 6 si dispari.


Bula sa dus intr-o zi la scoala.Invatatoarea intreaba:-Bula ti-ai facut tema?Bula zise:-Nu.A doua zi iar la intrebat pe Bula invatatoarea:Bula ti-ai facut tema?Bula zise tot nu,iar a treia zi dupa ore i-a zis lu maicasa:-Mama zimi o propozitie!!Mama zise:Taci ca-ti dau cu tigaia in cap!Ii zise si tatalui el zise:-Uraa,Uraa!!Pe sora lui sora ii spuse:-Suta la suta!!Se duse la scoala urmatoarea zi.Iar il intreba invatatoarea pe Bula daca si-a facut tema Bula zise:-Da doamna mi-am facut tema!!Invatatoarea ii spuse:-Spune-mi tema!!Bula ii spuse ce la invatat familia adica:-Taci ca-ti dau cu tigaia in cap!Invatatoarea ii spuse:-Bula vrei sa chiem directorul?Bula spuse:-Uraa,Uraa.Vine directorul.El spuse:-Ma crezi prost Bula?Bula zise:-Suta la suta!!!


O pereche vine la medic:
- Domnule doctor, aţi putea să ne priviţi în timpul actului sexual?
Doctorul mirat, aprobă, îi priveşte dar nu poate să stabilească nimic anormal. După alte zile perechea e iar prezentă în cabinet. Aceeaşi poveste timp de o lună. Doctorul îşi ia inima în dinţi şi întreabă:
- Dacă nu vă supăraţi ce ar trebui să observ?
- De fapt nimic, dar ora de consultaţie la dumneavoastră e mai ieftină ca ora la hotel…



Bula pe strada: Merge bula pe strada si dintr-o data vede ceva verde… Bula il baga in gura si zice:Mmmm,e cacat bine ca nu am calcat in el.

Sper sa va placa aceste bancuri
Sa mai inveselim si noi putin atmosfera

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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