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Well. Embarrassing as it might seem, the glorious, and most holy, region of Jockmokkiania (and also later the beautiful plains of Mushonavia) fell into the hands of our enemies(undefined people in the east, as their nationality obviously shouldn't be named in articles. That is how they get deleted.) even before my article about how gloriously we defeated our foes reached the global top. However, the mighty Swedish Army did nothing but a tactical retreat.
Now, as it was kinda easy the last time, I hereby order the Swedish people, and every faithful player in the e-sim world, to once again enter and conquer the Holy lands of Jockmokkiania! Theese oppressors of undefined nationality who stole it back from us as they couldn't see how happy and glad the population became after the liberation shall meet their makers.
And they wont like it.
I would also like to announce that the Swedish Church now gives away letter of indulgence. If you feel that you have done something that God will punish you for, like creating multies, PTOing countries or just kicking all of your slaves out of your MU, start hitting against your own motherland and trolling on the national IRC-channel, then you can now rather easily find salvation! Just donate me , the Arch Bishop of the Swedish Church, an adequate sum of gold, and your sins will be forgiven! And remember - don't be greedy now. God will see you.
Well, I sincerely hope that I haven't offended anyone of theese players of undefined nationality (or religion), as they seem to cry about even the smallest things. I think it is sad that they haven't gotten a sense of humor.
Let me end with some quotes.
This article was removed by Lorrie , reason: discrimination on religious grounds
[15:19] <%Lorrie> you see PastorMush your way of speech was like all Russians are atheists
[15:19] <%Lorrie> i understand that you didnt ment it like that
[15:20] <PastorMush> Wait a minute
[15:20] <%Lorrie> but russians offended with your way of speach
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[15:22] <%Lorrie> emm PastorMush im russian [...]
Untill next time, all of my believers.
Pax vobiscum,
Pastor (Reverend) ,
Arch Bishop of the Chruch of Sweden
Edit: And before people start complaining about my english.
Sorry for bad english maybe.
Am I safe now?
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