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So Spanish players have recently been total d*cks for no apparent reason, they claim we betrayed them by leaving SIGMA and joining OMEGA, so today as this is a game I am going to show a cartoon of what I think about this in a light sense of humour.

So just a brief history for any Spanish readers thinking lies, lies and lies. Less than a month ago I did a report looking at why SIGMA fell apart so don't tell me: You know nothing. Why, because I do.


So here's an nice little quote to get us started from ex-Spanish president Jesser who along with many Spaniards are fighting against us, many because of the SIGMA fall.

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QUOTES



One quote from Jesser saying Spain was rude to UK whilst in SIGMA:

Do you think the Spanish government acted rudely to the headquarters of Sigma?

The Spanish government was very hard on the acting of UK and Sweden at different times.



Another quote I'm sure many UK players will laugh with me about the irony right now.

Do you have a grudge against Sweden and the United Kingdom out of SIGMA?

No, I feel no grudge against anyone, I enjoy the people I am and when will I forget them.




But don't worry LordPariah I haven't forgot about you the Americans starting up drains against UK and Sweden I have quotes from American president Pfeiffer :

These quotes are more directed at Spanish players although they are from a current ally.

Do you feel upset that the UK and Sweden Gov. are going separate ways to the USA and Spain?

We aren't going separate ways. We are still friends and will maintain our MPPs with them. Each country must do what is in the interest of their people, I'll never have any problem with leadership who does what they think is right for their citizens.



Do you feel any Gov. including the SIGMA HQ is to blame for the fall of SIGMA?

Geography and shifting population numbers and needs dictate the life of any multi-national organization.



So enough of proving these people wrong lets laugh at them together and move onto the cartoon.

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CARTOON




Spain and Irish troops celebrate taking Shannon away from UK




Smack wasn't happy and demanded an explanation



A player by the name of Mr dictator , an epic citizen if there ever was one, higher damage dealer than dr love the game, richer than AdamWlkp , real Admin of the game not this impersonator: Admin told Smack it was because of their Polish allegiance. He told him he knew how to get back at the Spanish




A while later some Spanish players passed through the airport




Later Spanish players cried out in the streets somehow Smack had possession of their children back in the UK. This was taken from their last moments with them



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ADVICE


Dear countries of e-sim don't make friends with Spain because the bigger your friendship will be, the harder it will fall. No I'm only joking it's just a game and Spain is a lovely country in the game even though apparently we're not allowed to go near Poland...


You've been a wonderful audience, I'd like a purple sky good night



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