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Hi everyone
Yes headline is true. I know that after publishing this article I can gone from the sWorld. But true must be showed. Admin is using black programing. I made screenshot, look below:
Admin has a lot Media Mogul Medal but don't has newspaper.
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Three N1K
soldiers were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first soldier
benas555 said "those are deer tracks."
The second soldier
kkastytis said "No, those are elk tracks."
The third soldier
Wodka said "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The Soldiers were still arguing when the train hit them.
Poland invasion of Lithuania resulted in many dogfights between Poland and Lithuania jet fighters.
In the end, the Lithuanians lost over 80 planes and had a number of DS batteries knocked out, while the Poles lost no planes.
Sometime later, the Lithuanian Defense Minister
SscorpionN was shopping for weapons in ally trade chanel.
His host, the ally leader, was embarrassed about the scorecard from Lithuania.
He told his Lithuanian guest, "Take anything you want - our best tanks, rifles, or surface-to-air missiles."
"No, no - you don't understand!" the Lithuanian replied. "Last time you gave us surface-to-air missiles. This time we need surface-to-*jet* missiles!"
SAS
military unit was on a Lithuania beach doing a workout when MU leader
Kghan looked up and saw a lone "The Blast"
MU soldier Voldemortas standing at attention at the top of a hill.
Kghan was curious so he sent a soldier up to see what was going on.
As the soldier approached the Voldemortas sprinted into the woods, and the soldier followed.
Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later Voldemortas stepped out and stood back at attention.
Kghan was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate.
Voldemortas ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.
Now Kghan was angry so he sent an more soldiers up to the top of the hill.
Voldemortas ran into the woods.
He emerged moments later after sime more yelling and screaming with no sign of the soldiers anywhere.
Kghan had had enough, he sent the entire MU charging up the hill.
Voldemortas ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire.
Finally a terribly wounded soldier crawled out of the woods and reported back to Kghan.
Kghan inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one The Blast soldier destroyed an entire MU?"
The soldier replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them"
Seems there was a young soldier
Raimis12 , who, just before battle, told his MU leader 
Virdulys that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said Goliath David. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Poles, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."
"But what about a bayonet, leader?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The Goliath David pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a Polak soldier charges at him. The recruit points the broom, "Bangety Bang Bang!" The Polak falls dead.
More Poles appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one Poland soldier walking slowly toward him.
"Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit. The Poles keeps coming. "Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" It's no use.
The Pole keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says, "Tankety Tank Tank."
A couple of hunters
M0nkis and 
Ariogalietis are out in the woods when Ariogalietis falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. M0nkis whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator 
whatnaa : “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
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