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It all happened long time ago. I was, like every other day, baking cookies. Since I like to share, I shared every single cookie, that became usual so people recognized me for that. I've been called from all over the world along with my partners
Strawberry Cake and 
doki .
We never accapted none of those offers because we worked for nation, for our people. Although we got some overwhelming offers - We worked for free.Everything was going smoothly, until one day.
Across seven seas , over seven mountains, there was group of people calling themselves - Game Operators. GOs, sometimes, were good and sometimes they were bad, depending on how they feel. Among them, there was one guy, named
coolasfcuk who was baking cookies like 
Anusic , Strawberry Cake and doki did.
Tho GOs liked his cookies, no one else did, because they were hard as rock and tasteless.
coolasfcuk heard about us, about our cookies and about our baking skills. He came to sSerbia - to our bakery with his army - Moderators. All of sSerbians ran away except three of us, bakers.
Moderators started deleting all of our cookies - reason was : " Not related to eSim " - They were just jelous on us and our cookies, they knew that our cookies were best, and that's why they did it.
coolasfcuk brought some of his cookies as he bit one, breaking one of his teeths, but he pretended that nothing happened.
As Moderators kept on deleting our cookies, we started baking new ones.
coolasfcuk was so jelous that his skin became red, there was smoke coming out of his nose and ears, like rampaging buffalo. We started throwing our cookies in mouths of moderators - when they tasted it, they stopped deleting them, they actually started eating them and asked for more.
coolasfcuk couldn't believe what happened and he used forbidden ritual - Cookie Monster - Turning himself into Cookie Monster - Eating all of our cookies and all of our ingredients - Making us unable to make more cookies.
COOKIE MONSTER
We knew what we must do - We called for Cookie God . Legend says that Cookie God is actually
Ninoslav who was turned into Cookie God after he made 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 cookies, and every single cookie was delicious. Cookie God created some ingredients and started baking new Cake along with Anusic , Strawberry Cake and doki , cake that was unlike any cake before.
Cookie Gods power was so great that
coolasfcuk couldn't delete nor ban our cake, he called for help using his " Great Roar ". 
Admin appeared. When Admin saw that coolasfcuk is in big trouble, when he saw that there's Cookie God helping us, he just turned off all of electricity in whole eSim. He tryed to take coolasfcuk out of room - to save him, but he felt - hitting one of coolasfcuk 's cookies - disappearing on the spot.
Citizens of sSerbia started gathering around bakery in which everything was happening, one of them -
d00sta came inside with with a lighted candle. When coolasfcuk saw that Admin disappeared he started crying, disappearing on the spot.
Anusic , Strawberry Cake , doki and everyone else said " Thank you " to Cookie God, and then he left. Best Cake Ever was given to citizens - and the first one to try it was rodjaaaa .
After he took one bite he said : " Splendid indeed ! ".
THANK YOU COOKIE GOD !
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
