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Bine v-am gasit dragi cititori. In editia de astazi vom invata niste lucruri (zic eu...)interesante.
Bun, incep cu inceputul si incep ( )a va spune ca maine sunt alegerile pentru presedintie, si aici fac o paranteza ( aici nu ma bag) sper din suflet ca presedintele sa indeplineasca tot ce sia propus pentru binele tari.
Enjoy.
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hai sa numaram pana la 10, vreti?
Bun sa incepem si cu niste chesti tari:
1 Furnicile nu dorm niciodata. Cu toate acestea, in zorii zilei, furnicile se intind asemenea oamenilor pentru a se dezmorti.
2 In provincia Alberta din Canada au fost ucisi absolut toti soarecii. In prezent, este singura provincie din lume in care nu exista asemenea rozatoare.
3 Irlanda este singura tara europeana in care nu exista serpi.
4 Pe suprafata unui corp uman traiesc mai multe vietati decat oameni pe intreaga planeta.
5 Daca tii un caras auriu intr-o incapere lipsita de lumina, acesta va deveni, in cele din urma, alb
6 Te-ai gandit cata benzina ti-ar trebui ca sa poti inconjura planeta cu propriul automobil? Ei bine, in rezervorul unui avion Boeing poate incapea suficient combustibil incat sa poti face acest lucru de patru ori.
7 Cei mai tineri parinti din istorie ( doi copii cu varste de 8, respectiv 9 ani) au trait in China. Copilul lor s-a nascut in anul 1910.
8 Lungimea unui elefant este egala, aproximativ, cu lungimea limbii unei balene albastre. De asemenea, limba unei balene este mai grea decat un elefant adult.
9 Vorbind de limba, limba unui crocodil este imobila. Ea este atasata de cerul gurii acestui animal.
10 Credeti ca Romania este o tara saraca? Ganditi-va ca una din cinci persoane de pe Terra traieste cu mai putin de 1$ pe zi.
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Bula Strula si Nea ..........va prezinta bancul zilei:

In timp ce tatal era la serviciu, mama si copilul stateau pe acasa si
isi vedeau de treburi. La un moment dat, mama doreste sa vorbeasca la
telefon cu tatal, insa constata ca a ramas fara credit.
- Suna-l si tu pe taica-tu si vezi cand ajunge acasa.
Dupa vreo 3 minute
- Am sunat mama dar raspunde o tanti si nu vrea sa mi-l dea la telefon.
Se face seara si barbatul ajunge acasa. Nevasta infuriata pana la
culme, se duce direct la el si ii scapa 2 palme.
- Pentru ce au fost astea femeie?
- Gigel, vino si zi-i lu tati ce spunea femeia aia!!
- "Pentru moment abonatul nu poate fi contactat, va rugam reveniti.

Sotia: Ai facut cumparaturile?
Sotul: Bad command or filename.
Sotia: Dar te-am rugat de dimineata.
Sotul: Syntax Error. Abort?
Sotia: Nici macar noul televizor?
Sotul: Variable not found.
Sotia: Bine, da-mi cartea de credit, merg eu la cumparaturi!
Sotul: Sharing Violation. Access denied!
Sotia: Tu vorbesti serios, glumesti sau incerci sa ma enervezi?
Sotul: Too many parameters...
Sotia: Cum de m-am maritat eu tocmai cu
tine?
Sotul: Data type mismatch.
Sotia: Dar salariul cand il iei?
Sotul: File in use. Try later.
Sotia: Ma faci sa ma intreb... ce insemn eu pentru tine?
Sotul: Unknown Virus

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Si cam atat. Va doresc o seara placuta. Si nu uitati, furnicile nu dorm niciodata......

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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